the separation of jesus and satan

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the separation of jesus and satan

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Good vs. evil.

Somewhere around the beginning of time, lucifer pops up as a beautiful arch angel telling about a dozen angels " come with me, so we can have our freedom!"

God hanging out in his lounge figures out lucifer's plot to take over his kingdom. Then, calles the arch angel michael " What are these rumors happening around the way?"

" My Lord, such rumors do exist! Do you remeber my brother, lucifer?" Gabriel replies.

" you mean, my lovely and faithfull companion?"

" yes! my Lord. He has broken a vow to serve the almighty God and now is following his own path...my Lord."

"Jesus!"

Lucifer creeps into the hallways of His castle. With no fear, just slight trembling, he tears out his dagger. With about a dozen thousands troops, he is sure to take out God in His own palace.

God laying on his favorite chair, has no idea what is about to happen. Ultimate reality strikes, then God blows Lucifer out of the clouds sending him to a personal battle field called earth.
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Anti-christ wrote:Good vs. evil.

Somewhere around the beginning of time, lucifer pops up as a beautiful arch angel telling about a dozen angels " come with me, so we can have our freedom!"

God hanging out in his lounge figures out lucifer's plot to take over his kingdom. Then, calles the arch angel michael " What are these rumors happening around the way?"

" My Lord, such rumors do exist! Do you remeber my brother, lucifer?" Gabriel replies.

" you mean, my lovely and faithfull companion?"

" yes! my Lord. He has broken a vow to serve the almighty God and now is following his own path...my Lord."

"Jesus!"
I was a bit amused reading how God had already figured out lucifers plot, but then takes a strange pleasure in being informed about it by Michael, acting as if he didn't know about it, perhaps just to make Michael feel like he was important.
Lucifer creeps into the hallways of His castle. With no fear, just slight trembling, he tears out his dagger. With about a dozen thousands troops, he is sure to take out God in His own palace.
Very funny how Lucifer creeps into the hallway of God's castle..........with a dozen thousand troops behind him. Are they creeping quietly?....Or Marching? Either way is actually pretty funny to imagine.

Anti-Christ, are these comical absurdities just accidental features of your mystical creative writing process? Or are they intended?
God laying on his favorite chair, has no idea what is about to happen. Ultimate reality strikes, then God blows Lucifer out of the clouds sending him to a personal battle field called earth.
This one was a bit over my head. You write as if ultimate reality is different from God. Was that your intention?

You need to include some cliff notes with your scripts.

And I don't understand how Jesus fits into this at all.

I know there's a deep meaning to all of this......

I'll figure you out one day Anti-Christ.
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Cory: if we only knew how many angels could dance on the head of a pin, we'd know whether or not they'd be able to creep through God's castle. I say we look to the Most Blessed of All Scriptures to add more precision to this scenario.
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Trevor Salyzyn wrote:I say we look to the Most Blessed of All Scriptures to add more precision to this scenario.
I agree, the Magic 8 Ball never fails to put my interests into greater focus.

Keep in mind, when you tilt 8 sideways, it makes the infinity sign.....
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LOL
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You cannot separate them! Just like you cannot separate one side of a coin, from the other. I've solved it!
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I asked the Magic Eight Ball, "Why are women so evil?" and it replied, "My sources say no."
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