"My ass hurts..."

MindExpansion · Post by **MindExpansion** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:14 pm

This is sooo coool, I never knew Mr. doubleU was the anti-christ and hey...I never knew he wrote on these forums...

Please ppl. show some respect!

Unidian · Post by **Unidian** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:34 am

Anti-christ · Post by **Anti-christ** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:57 pm

for every negative; there is a positive

MindExpansion · Post by **MindExpansion** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:41 am

Balance -the only way to stand on the ball, right sir!

If you don't get those troops...

HUNTEDvsINVIS · Post by **HUNTEDvsINVIS** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:37 pm

Hello Anti-Christ. How is the soul-searching going? Do you still have a "bottle in your arms"? What, Vodka? Vodka/rum is ok for times of hell. Clearly you want to escape yourself and the best way would be to turn to, well, something other than yourself, which is difficult for geniuses, because, well, they value themselves so much, because, well, they are usually more interesting and should. Why don't you try playing an instrument or playing chess? I play on instantchess.com all the time. No one around me wants to play against me anymore : ( Useless. More trauma. What sort of job do you do? Does it suck?

Shahrazad · Post by **Shahrazad** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:15 pm

He's in a mental institution. As a patient.

Anti-christ · Post by **Anti-christ** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:35 am

Yes...this is correct, I do enjoy something more like a genius forum, than just sitting around watching television, or just drinking a glass of lemonade...Say, HuntedvsInvis, so you play a lot of chess, huh?!? By all means, you must be one of the greatest chess players in the world if not thee greatest. I've played much chess in my lifetime only to figure out the whole skeem is much like gambling.

To tell you the honest truth subject, I do and did belong in a mental health unit. For one I am pretty smart for my age. Two like I said once before, harvard is a school for a bunch of fanatical dumbfounded folks such as myself, and also for the record, my belief that I am the so called anti-christ is no longer my religion, it has become my ultimate fate.

Sshhh! [to be continued] I am in a library at this moment with a bunch of rambling children. " I'll be right back"

HUNTEDvsINVIS · Post by **HUNTEDvsINVIS** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:38 pm

MmMm...All I'll say is that no player has ever walked away from a game with me saying that it was boring. I enjoy complicating the games, causing bizarre moves which usually throw the Bobbies totally off course. I even like to make "artworks" or "stories" out of my games...the other day I won a guy but refused to check mate, so there was this empty "field" and I turned three pawns into queens...and the fourth...I turned into a horse... And I swept all my queens into one corner, as a symbol of feminism. And there was this uncomfortable eery sense of the lonesome warrior who doesn't want to kill the other king. The guy must have been freaked out.

I will say, that most chess players are peculiarly strange people. You should see some of the avatars they have on instantchess...creepy, sick looking cats, pics of insane-looking women, children's faces... And the more messed up the avatar or the player's name, the better the player. In real life, too, they are just strange.

HUNTEDvsINVIS · Post by **HUNTEDvsINVIS** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:01 pm

Um, you know, Mata Hari was basically accused of being a spy on account of the fact that it was believed that she encoded secret information in "musical pieces" for her shows. Like, say, the notes were code for the alfabet. Um, yeah, um...

Anti-christ · Post by **Anti-christ** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:14 am

I am confused; we need 3 queens for what purpose??? I thought chess playing was all about losing pieces not gaining a large number of them. To best describe the rules of chess you must think big like lets say a battle field full of horse stables, and idiot kings who can only move one spot at a time.

For instance, get a hold of a rook [should a rook move or stay put]. My suggestion is that you leave your rooks were they are, hoax their queens by aniyalating your horses.

Definintely, I would say that your ponds are your most important pieces on the board, while you winky dinky bishops pray for one another just to heal their pieces.

Sound trippy? Well, there you have it, the rules of chess from my point of view.

Geeze, the library is about to close, I'm out!!!

Shahrazad · Post by **Shahrazad** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:21 am

Definintely, I would say that your ponds are your most important pieces on the board,

Not ponds. Pawns.

DHodges · Post by **DHodges** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:02 am

Shahrazad wrote:Not ponds. Pawns.

You'd think so, but Anti-christ was describing the way chess is played in the alternate dimension where he lives. In that dimension, you might

hoax their queens by aniyalating your horses.

which is not a standard move here, but is maybe like castling your king in that dimension. But leave your rooks where they are!

The board has ponds on it, and your knights can't cross them without a boat. (The pawns row the boat.) At night, the knights must return the horses to the stables - the game does go on for a while.

while you winky dinky bishops pray for one another just to heal their pieces.

The winky dinky bishop is only somewhat analogous to the bishop as we know it, since it is capable of action on its own, and can cast spells. The idea of a piece having its own pieces adds some depth to the game. The bishop may not be able to move unless it wins its sub-game.

Also, the knight has a horse, and the pawn has a boat.

Sound trippy? Well, there you have it, the rules of chess from my point of view.

Indeed. How many dimensions does the board have? What is its topological structure? How many pieces does a winky dinky bishop get? Do the king and queen also have their own pieces?

Elizabeth Isabelle · Post by **Elizabeth Isabelle** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:19 am

Okay, Hodges is good.

Shahrazad · Post by **Shahrazad** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:25 am

I'm wondering if Anti-Christ is going to be ok.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:14 am

Shahrazad wrote:I'm wondering if Anti-Christ is going to be ok.

I'm wondering why anyone thinks Anti-Christ is anything but a troll.

Shahrazad · Post by **Shahrazad** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:27 pm

Just because he's a troll doesn't mean he's not crazy.

HUNTEDvsINVIS · Post by **HUNTEDvsINVIS** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:12 pm

Sometimes I think the whole world is crazy. I've made up a saying that pretty much sums up my experience with it all:

"Give a dumb person a stick and he'll beat you with it. Give a smart person a stick and he'll beat you without it, ( give a genius a stick and he'll beat himself with it )" Well it IS sort of true.

For the love of G... The waitress brought me chocolate cake instead of chocolate cheese cake. This is bad.

Anyway, Anti-Christ, hope you are feeling better today, although incidants with noisy kids in libraries have never put me in a better mood. And, here in Africa, I am sorry to say, people talk especially loudly. It's a cultural thing. Anyway, hang in there.

Anti-christ · Post by **Anti-christ** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:41 am

Thank you so much HUNTEDvsINVIS I appreciate the fact that some people in this world can adjust to their normal circumstances. My chess play has never been better. The fact that I was at a library the other day, threw me so off I could'nt withstand ears, only myself.

I have written a little hycoon myself " If a person wants prioritize his money then he will be equal to his money. If a person want to prioritize love then he will be equal to love."

HUNTEDvsINVIS · Post by **HUNTEDvsINVIS** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:23 pm

Speaking of love, I read a book on cults the other day ( my evil genius brother made sure to leave Mein Kampf on my bookshelf as well, to my horror ) in which satanic Charles Manson describes how happy he was to exploit the hippie love era. He was like "When I got out of jail...times had changed...there were little girls running around without panties on and saying they want love...I couldn't believe my luck and I made full use of the times". Grosse. I can't believe the hippie era got it all so wrong, setting up free sex and drugs instead of care and help to mean love. Hope those times never repeat themselves.

Anyway, I will be gone for a while from the forums, I have to make myself useful and do homework and tasks that have been heaping up. So good luck Anti-Christ, and all others, in your pursuits for understanding and mastering the world.

Shahrazad · Post by **Shahrazad** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:33 pm

Good luck, Hunted. I hope you'll be back soon enough.

Shahrazad · Post by **Shahrazad** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:21 pm

Did Hunted ever come back?

Dan Rowden · Post by **Dan Rowden** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:33 pm

Last post was Sept 26. As far as I know if you look at a person's profile you can get their post list.

hsandman · Post by **hsandman** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:04 pm

Elizabeth Isabelle wrote:Okay, Hodges is good.

Yep..

tek0 · Post by **tek0** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:18 pm

Well mr Anti-christ person all I can say to quote some wise speech writer and the person who was doped up enough to say it.

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!"

G-Dub

GENIUS FORUMS

"My ass hurts..."

Wow

Chess with ponds

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