Question: why do animals have tails and not humans?

Ryan Rudolph · Post by **Ryan Rudolph** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:06 am

Beebuddy wrote:

I wish I had a tail.

yes, perhaps my life would finally be complete if I too had a tail.

beebuddy · Post by **beebuddy** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:12 am

Better than anything.

Elizabeth Isabelle · Post by **Elizabeth Isabelle** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:21 am

Obviously, we need some more good topics... y'all sound bored.

millipodium · Post by **millipodium** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:45 am

Carl G wrote:
millipodium wrote:
Carl G wrote:
Actually, really, why do you hang around here?
Because I love you, carl.
You're a liar in a forum about truth. That makes you a fool.

millifoolium: a thousand foolishnesses.

What have I lied about, carl? Seriously. Quote it. Reference it. Find it. Prove it.

I saw a butterfly today.

kowtaaia · Post by **kowtaaia** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:58 am

He's saying that you don't really love him (or that you say that to all the boys.) :)

millipodium · Post by **millipodium** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:43 am

kowtaaia wrote:He's saying that you don't really love him (or that you say that to all the boys.) :)

Why is he sending you to represent him? what is he, some kind of retard?

Carl G · Post by **Carl G** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:48 am

Funny, milli, you asking me to "Quote it. Reference it. Find it. Prove it," when you did all that in the very post in which you asked.

There were two lies: one, that you love me, and two, that that's why you are here at the forum.

kowtaaia · Post by **kowtaaia** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:48 am

millipodium wrote:
kowtaaia wrote:He's saying that you don't really love him (or that you say that to all the boys.) :)
Why is he sending you to represent him? what is he, some kind of retard?

Follow!

You said: "Because I love you, carl."

IN RESPONSE, he said: "You're a liar in a forum about truth."

millipodium · Post by **millipodium** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:54 am

kowtaaia wrote:
millipodium wrote:
kowtaaia wrote:He's saying that you don't really love him (or that you say that to all the boys.) :)
Why is he sending you to represent him? what is he, some kind of retard?
Follow!

You said: "Because I love you, carl."

IN RESPONSE, he said: "You're a liar in a forum about truth."

And I'm wondering why you're even responding. Is carl retarded, and hence, unable to respond on his own? Did he tell you this is the reason he made accusations? Or is this you sticking your head in where it's unwanted and unwarranted? Is carl unable in some capacity?

Carl G · Post by **Carl G** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:02 am

I did respond, maybe you didn't see.

And, what's the deal? You of all people should realize it's a fucking message board. Anyone can comment on anyone's words.

And careful:

Is carl retarded, and hence, unable to respond on his own? Did he tell you this is the reason he made accusations?

Some idiocy is showing.

kowtaaia · Post by **kowtaaia** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:04 am

millipodium wrote:
kowtaaia wrote:
millipodium wrote:
kowtaaia wrote:He's saying that you don't really love him (or that you say that to all the boys.) :)
Why is he sending you to represent him? what is he, some kind of retard?
Follow!

You said: "Because I love you, carl."

IN RESPONSE, he said: "You're a liar in a forum about truth."
And I'm wondering why you're even responding. etc., etc..

...because you didn't understand what is obvious.

millipodium · Post by **millipodium** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:28 am

kowtaaia wrote:
millipodium wrote:
kowtaaia wrote:
millipodium wrote: Why is he sending you to represent him? what is he, some kind of retard?
Follow!

You said: "Because I love you, carl."

IN RESPONSE, he said: "You're a liar in a forum about truth."
And I'm wondering why you're even responding. etc., etc..
...because you didn't understand what is obvious.

I do love carl, as confused as he is. I love you too, kowtipper, as assinine as you are most of the time.

kowtaaia · Post by **kowtaaia** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:31 am

Ditto sweetums, as asinine as you are all of the time. :)

millipodium · Post by **millipodium** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:33 am

kowtaaia wrote:Ditto sweetums, as asinine as you are all of the time. :)

I still want to know why you are compelled to answer for carl g. Is he unable? Or are you just a buttinsky?

kowtaaia · Post by **kowtaaia** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:36 am

It was because of a desire to alleviate your suffering. :)

Elizabeth Isabelle · Post by **Elizabeth Isabelle** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:37 am

C'mon kow - let's go play on our own thread. Pick a topic, start a thread, and give us something profound to play with.

millipodium · Post by **millipodium** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:42 am

Elizabeth Isabelle wrote:C'mon kow - let's go play on our own thread. Pick a topic, start a thread, and give us something profound to play with.

I got your profound plaything right here.

kowtaaia · Post by **kowtaaia** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:43 am

Elizabeth Isabelle wrote:C'mon kow - let's go play on our own thread. Pick a topic, start a thread, and give us something profound to play with.

It should relate to what's happening, though, so perhaps something about mental illness or male menopause. milli is a male, yes?

Dan Rowden · Post by **Dan Rowden** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:06 pm

Oh well, this thread just got itself demoted.

beebuddy · Post by **beebuddy** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:30 pm

Dan Rowden wrote:Oh well, this thread just got itself demoted.

I disagree. It started with "tails" remember?

Carl G · Post by **Carl G** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:25 am

To summarize, milli,

millipodium wrote:
Carl G wrote:
millipodium wrote:
Carl G wrote:
Actually, really, why do you hang around here?
Because I love you, carl.
You're a liar in a forum about truth. That makes you a fool.

millifoolium: a thousand foolishnesses.
What have I lied about, carl? Seriously. Quote it. Reference it. Find it. Prove it.

to which I replied:

Funny, milli, you asking me to "Quote it. Reference it. Find it. Prove it," when you did all that in the very post in which you asked.

There were two lies: one, that you love me, and two, that that's why you are here at the forum.

You apparently did not see this, you were so busy chastizing kowtaaia, for "butting in" (something you do all the time, and there's nothing wrong with that, if one has something meaningful to add. It's a messageboard, not a private conversation):

And I'm wondering why you're even responding. Is carl retarded, and hence, unable to respond on his own? Did he tell you this is the reason he made accusations? Or is this you sticking your head in where it's unwanted and unwarranted? Is carl unable in some capacity?

And insulting me while you were at it. Retarded? It's like you have nothing better to do than to instigate. You style is flip, shoot from the hip, what the hell commentary. You don't seem to care if it is appropriate or true. Indeed, you appear to be unable to exercise any control over what you type and send.

This type of behavior makes one a liar, a bullshitter.

I do love carl, as confused as he is. I love you too, kowtipper, as assinine as you are most of the time.

And you are a kow who shits in the threads. I hope you contemplate this.

It isn't as though you don't also have good thoughts to share.

millipodium · Post by **millipodium** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:27 am

Carl G wrote:To summarize, milli,
millipodium wrote:
Carl G wrote:
millipodium wrote: Because I love you, carl.
You're a liar in a forum about truth. That makes you a fool.

millifoolium: a thousand foolishnesses.
What have I lied about, carl? Seriously. Quote it. Reference it. Find it. Prove it.
to which I replied:
Funny, milli, you asking me to "Quote it. Reference it. Find it. Prove it," when you did all that in the very post in which you asked.

There were two lies: one, that you love me, and two, that that's why you are here at the forum.
You apparently did not see this, you were so busy chastizing kowtaaia, for "butting in" (something you do all the time, and there's nothing wrong with that, if one has something meaningful to add. It's a messageboard, not a private conversation):

And I'm wondering why you're even responding. Is carl retarded, and hence, unable to respond on his own? Did he tell you this is the reason he made accusations? Or is this you sticking your head in where it's unwanted and unwarranted? Is carl unable in some capacity?
And insulting me while you were at it. Retarded? It's like you have nothing better to do than to instigate. You style is flip, shoot from the hip, what the hell commentary. You don't seem to care if it is appropriate or true. Indeed, you appear to be unable to exercise any control over what you type and send.

This type of behavior makes one a liar, a bullshitter.

I do love carl, as confused as he is. I love you too, kowtipper, as assinine as you are most of the time.
And you are a kow who shits in the threads. I hope you contemplate this.

It isn't as though you don't also have good thoughts to share.

I do love you carl. Why can't you accept that? Because you reject love in your state of nihilistic hypnosis?