GENIUS FORUMS

I remember one of the conversations I had with my female lover/tantic guru before I became enlightened. Now, I never understood what is going on here at this forum because I come from the mystical tradition and claim that enlightenment is working underground in the subterranean subconscious mind - outside of the conscious/logical brain - an aspect of karma.

By the way, a guru will appear in your life prior to enlightenment. I am now such a guru.

We were in my car riding up in the mountains of Washington State where they filmed 'Twin Peaks.' I said, "I've had the strangest feelings lately.....I feel like I am a combination of everyone I have ever seen. I am the negro shaking her hips, I am the jazz musician, I am the US Marine beach assault commando, I am in Led Zeppelin, I am a bum, a member of the opera, a Senator, an Eagle Scout, a pedophile, a mass murderer, a saint, Jesus, Lao Tsu, Hitler......" "It is all me. They are all aspects of me."

She looked on me with total understanding and said nothing. Within a month I had become enlightened.

Now, I never understood what is going on here at this forum because I come from the mystical tradition...

Me too, and me neither, and I've been reading here for some time. Philosophy seems dry, but what do I know. I've heard it said there are multiple pathways to the topmost states of being, and I believe it. To each his own, according to one's nature. I tend to the more juicy and less cerebral. You seem to, as well. What are we doing here?

...and claim that enlightenment is working underground in the subterranean subconscious mind - outside of the conscious/logical brain - an aspect of karma.

Now you lost me. Conscious is king. Subconscious must follow, must support, subserve to it. Really, can't get anywhere without conscious effort, can one? By anywhere, I mean awakening. What do you mean by enlightenment?

My feeling prior to enlightenment was pure gratification...

I remember it like it was only yesterday, it happened while I was sitting on the toilet desperately trying to pass one of the most gigantic bowel movements of my life. Suddenly it all happens at once! It was like a giant whoosh! That is the best way I can describe it.

I confusingly stepped off my holy throne and peered down at the missiles that had plummeted into the murky toilet water below. I was astonished by what I observed…

I seen the faces of every sage, saint, and guru which had manifested onto these giant logs of feces that now floated in the religious water beneath me…

I fell to my knees, tears formed around my eyelids, I starred into the heavens, thankful to be alive and slowly I flushed the toilet….

In that moment I realized that I was enlightened…

cosmic_prostitute wrote:I remember it like it was only yesterday, it happened while I was sitting on the toilet desperately trying to pass one of the most gigantic bowel movements of my life. Suddenly it all happens at once! It was like a giant whoosh! That is the best way I can describe it.

This is the SubGenius practice of excremeditation. Yes, you should be a bit lighter afterwards.

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"When you void into the void, the void also voids into you."

DHodges wrote:

cosmic_prostitute wrote:I remember it like it was only yesterday, it happened while I was sitting on the toilet desperately trying to pass one of the most gigantic bowel movements of my life. Suddenly it all happens at once! It was like a giant whoosh! That is the best way I can describe it.

This is the SubGenius practice of excremeditation. Yes, you should be a bit lighter afterwards.

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"When you void into the void, the void also voids into you."

indeed,I've heard this story too much.
Madame Blavatsky has teached thousands of schools who came after her.she was the first who explained almost everything into the open.
others only make their version,too many want their own cult or religion.

Michaelangelo with others worked hard on the original,since then we've only had vandals!

unwise wrote:I remember one of the conversations I had with my female lover/tantic guru before I became enlightened. Now, I never understood what is going on here at this forum because I come from the mystical tradition and claim that enlightenment is working underground in the subterranean subconscious mind - outside of the conscious/logical brain - an aspect of karma.

By the way, a guru will appear in your life prior to enlightenment. I am now such a guru.

We were in my car riding up in the mountains of Washington State where they filmed 'Twin Peaks.' I said, "I've had the strangest feelings lately.....I feel like I am a combination of everyone I have ever seen. I am the negro shaking her hips, I am the jazz musician, I am the US Marine beach assault commando, I am in Led Zeppelin, I am a bum, a member of the opera, a Senator, an Eagle Scout, a pedophile, a mass murderer, a saint, Jesus, Lao Tsu, Hitler......" "It is all me. They are all aspects of me."

She looked on me with total understanding and said nothing. Within a month I had become enlightened.

Unwise ,if you really are Enlightened then you can convey lessons without teaching,because you should know the source of wisdom.he who knows the source of wisdom can convey lessons without teaching,because he knows without learning.
you can direct anyone to the fundamental,and lead them as a child to the essential.
a true teacher shows his own superabundance - doesn't implant knowledge.

right, right, everything has to be expressed the way you say it should.

Enlightened Dude wrote:

They are all aspects of me."

Heavy. You are Led Zep and you are a marine and you are a senator and all these other things.

I came up here to the ether regions to have a walk about because it has been said that I am out of my depth philosophically.

NOT!!

I spent years and years wriiting about the writings of Kierkegaard and Nietzsche and Sade and Weininger and turning my ego and sexual identity over under sideways down.

I am well past this sort of discussion. I don't mean that as an insult. You should carry on.

But I have seen for myself that I am not out of my depth.

Going down. UP PERISCOPE. See ya down under.

I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden. Get out your tentacles and submerge.

I ate the elephant.

Faizi

Wild Fox Zen wrote:right, right, everything has to be expressed the way you say it should.

you are the way,wild fox zen.

I don't expect people to take what I say for granted,the should make up there own mind,but is it my duty to constantly say that?

I'm deeply convinced in the worth of what I do and it shows in my writing.and,there is honesty of purpose in virility.

when we express ourselves in language we should take a note on the structure of language,of its symbiosis and true characteristic.
the ethos of language should be unequivocal meaning with the least of possible syntax;for ,any part of the whole derives its ethos from the whole and when so structured will function as a whole.

I know how people think. When they look out at the world they see individuals exercising their free will and following their interests......

That is not how it looks to me at all.

When I look out and see music and every manner of talent.....for instance, tonight I was watching a concert by Usher - the black dancer/singer. Now, you might think that is Usher (with a big ego and all of that). You might think that he is a unique talent and the audience is sexually turned on by him.

That is not how it looks to me at all.

When I see Usher or NASCAR racing or jazz or football or porn - it is all the same to me - it is all GOD. Aspects of God and aspects of me - same thing.

Can you begin to understand what I am saying?