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I am so tired of this epiffany. Since the days of harvard I learned one option and that was to be one with the universe. Constantly, I am growing tired of myself.

What is a man to do, if he can solve the mysteries of all things including death, however, he cannot figure out his own existence [path] Chastity is my work of art. I allow my belongings to be taken from me. There is no answers to my entire being. Only, that I can survive my life.

What is life entirely? Could it be your job, or marriage? I am still here with a bottle in my arms, waiting for the future. Seriously, where am I?
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Change your avatar.
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Post by Carl G »

Since the days of harvard I learned one option and that was to be one with the university.
Grow up.

And, you went to Yale, numbnuts. The Brotherhood, forgotten? Shame on you. Skull and Bones is lifetime.
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Post by Sapius »

Dan Rowden wrote:Change your avatar.
Hehehee... but that would simply change the location of the pain.
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Post by Faust »

Carl G wrote:
Since the days of harvard I learned one option and that was to be one with the university.
Grow up.

And, you went to Yale, numbnuts. The Brotherhood, forgotten? Shame on you. Skull and Bones is lifetime.

he said universe..
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You caught that.
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If am the bloody anti-christ why shouldn't I have to explain a harvard degree? What's the deal with you nun-chucks?..Harvard is a diplomatic school with a great number of charitable students. It is the reason why our country still awaits for the reunion of polo. Who cares what school you attended as long as the theory was correct.

More than likely my whole ambition in such was to learn about the problem of, I guess, my nature. Not, that in such by nature we are all perfect, but, as perfect individuals we learn to accept that we all cross roads at sometime or another.

Greatly mislead by my own greed for gain and profit. I could care less now about what an education attains for me. More importantly, I am satified with the nature of not being accepted into a world/society that does descriminate between sexes and political stance.

Furthermore, my belonging is to one option and this is the balancing out of my check book/
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Post by Carl G »

A.C.

If are the dubya anti-christ, aye, you shouldn't have to explain a harvard degree. Your daddy made a deal for you, you got a noogie and a diploma..Alright, the school has a charity for numbnuts. I agree that's why our country awaits for the return of the pogo stick. And, yeah, who cares what pool you attended as long as your thingie wasn't erect.

More than likely your whole ambition in such was to learn about the problem of, I guess, your immaturity. Not, that in such you could ever grow up, but, as a presidential candidate you learned to accept that you'd whup Gore, and Kerry, despite this.

However, grossly mislead by your own greed for gain and profit, you could care less now what Yale -- right, Harvard -- ever did for you. More importantly, you seem satified with not being accepted into a world/society that descriminates between sexes and political stance.

I mean, I think it's very cool that world leaders can laugh in your face, and you take it in stride. You laugh all the way to the bank!
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So, carl, you need me to explain to the world that I am the anti-chirst. Simple: First, I need to calculate the number of people on our planet. Let's say, 340 trillion adults, 46 trillion children, and 305 trillion siblings. We are left with the number of 666 on our list. Bill gates, one of the wealthiest men in the world, could easily tell you this one, 666 stands for the era of technology. The "beast" recorded in the scripture I believe now is the lofty internet connection-which connects the whole world to one stage room.

About a month and a half ago I was admitted to a mental health unit. Inside this little hole, I understood that a cvc device had been planted underneath my eye socket. These computers which we so solemly trust were gratifying the use of my brain. They planted themselves inside of me because I am a famous person. My first intuition was to use this computer chip to reach for whatever I wanted. The first thing that came to mind was a harvard honor grad degree.

The computer world taught me well. Showing me how the world truly runs. Giving me unlocked answers to the sacred questions we all are searching for such as, what is logic, truth, and sacred truth. What I discovered in that limbo of a place was that a human consciousness is not run by theories, programs, nor philosophies. The truth is that reality is magnified by colors alone. [One discovery I made was that the blind understand enlightenment, however, they are unable to explain any of it since they stopped seeing reflections. A blind mans truth is that energies give us guidance on our planet. Or so the computers told me.

Hidden realities is what I personally am searching for desperately at my age of 26.

A computer gives me the resources for what I need to know is happening in the world today. My logic is no longer under the supervision of normality. My new world consists of beating out the carpet of knowledge, with the exception of harvard, to bring out the better side of life. Honestly, who cares where you come from, or your existence. Life-destiny-gives us no reason to have fate since I am destined to die.

An anti-christ, I believe is someone who can influence the entire world through the use of technology. Technology being the mother of mankind. You see, carl, I could be your teacher, with or without your permission with the simple click of a button.
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Post by Unidian »

This is goofy.
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Post by Dan Rowden »

Anti-Christ is going through a phase. Probably a drug phase, but it's hard to tell.
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Post by Trevor Salyzyn »

Dan,
Anti-Christ wrote: About a month and a half ago I was admitted to a mental health unit.
That explains everything. Wait until his medication kicks in, and then some. He might need at least 6-12 months of stability before he'll be able to re-analyze this gibberish.

Obsession with the significance of colours sounds a bit schizoid.
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Post by HUNTEDvsINVIS »

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE BIBLE. AND COLLECT GOLD FISH. BIGGER FISHES IF BIGGER BANK BALANCE. THEY HAVE A WAY OF CALMING YOUR MIND. THEY DON'T RUN AROUND SCREAMING AND MESSING UP YOUR HOUSE LIKE SO CALLED "ORDINARY PETS", NO SIR, THOSE GOLD FISHES KNOW THAT SILENCE IS GOLDEN. JUST WATCH OUT FOR TEMPERATURE SHOCK, THAT CAN KILL THEM IN TWO DAYS AND THEN I WILL COME AFTER YOU.

OR...CHANCES ARE YOU HAVE DRUNK TOO MUCH COFFEE...AND MUST NOW RETURN TO EATING EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FRUIT, TO PURIFY YOUR MIND AND BODY. I'M SERIOUS, TOO MUCH COFFEE DRIVES ME INSANE. I KNOW WHY, CAUSE THE CAFFEINE ABSORBS ALL THE WATER IN YOUR BODY AND THEN YOUR BRAIN STARTS SHRINKING, AND THEN YOU GO NUTS.
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Post by HUNTEDvsINVIS »

In fact, coffee might be the hidden evil behind tons of the insane acts I see around me on a daily basis. That said, I will now go and hide because Ricoffee might send assassins out to get me for this post...but I refuse to live in fear : )
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Another country heard from.
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Post by HUNTEDvsINVIS »

look, it's not as if the Bible, some goldfish, and less coffee can worsen his current state. And, trust me, Carl, after 19 years in South Africa, the circus becomes part of you...
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Post by Katy »

Oh, I was supposed to believe this was serious and not just a troll? huh. Icon made me think it was a troll
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What is the big fuss? Really? Why are we all trying to torment me? What difference does it make if I am blue or green?

I've been doing my part as a part of the role in this forum. My fact's are not underlined in a book. Today...earlier...I withdrew myself from a crowded room of people. Staired at everyone, except the cashier, and noticed " Hey, we all look so different in every aspect of life" I was standing at the front of the dmv, and saw how many people ironically look so different from each other. It couldn't of been a blissfull mistake that I could see every person [individual] charming within themselves, taking it back. I saw this one marine couple who stance was, " hey, maybe!?" While these arab looking kids walked by and chose not to look at anyone. While the cashier swindled for my attention. Then, discharged me with, " you are done"

I could not believe my eyes, seeing so many young individuals crying out for truth. They all were wondering, " where the hell am I in life: or for better words' where do I stand?"

This has become a part of my journey, through ultimate enlightenment...scary, but true
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Post by wolfgang von gothmoth »

[quote="Anti-christ"]What is the big fuss? Really? Why are we all trying to torment me? What difference does it make if I am blue or green?

I've been doing my part as a part of the role in this forum. My fact's are not underlined in a book. Today...earlier...I withdrew myself from a crowded room of people. Staired at everyone, except the cashier, and noticed " Hey, we all look so different in every aspect of life" I was standing at the front of the dmv, and saw how many people ironically look so different from each other. It couldn't of been a blissfull mistake that I could see every person [individual] charming within themselves, taking it back. I saw this one marine couple who stance was, " hey, maybe!?" While these arab looking kids walked by and chose not to look at anyone. While the cashier swindled for my attention. Then, discharged me with, " you are done"

I could not believe my eyes, seeing so many young individuals crying out for truth. They all were wondering, " where the hell am I in life: or for better word

And the better word?
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Post by Jamesh »

The sooner this thread is deleted the better.
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Post by Unidian »

Or at least sent to the netherworld. I shall try to get hold of one of the potentates and convince them to do that.
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Agreed. I thought I had.
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To make matters worse, I was naked
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To make matters worse, I was naked
I have a new favourite quotation.
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I could not believe my eyes, seeing so many young individuals crying out for truth. They all were wondering, " where the hell am I in life: or for better words' where do I stand?"
I think you're projecting. For better or worse, most people don't give a rat's ass about such things.
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