GENIUS FORUMS

by jupiviv » Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:09 am

Dennis Mahar wrote:
a pair of drama queens.
storm in a teacup.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Thoughts?

Juppy did some over-the-top tongue in cheek dramatisation making mostly fun of how Dennis was posturing as some wannabe überbuddha who thinks he's beyond assail.

Sweet John, you'll grow your own irony beard in a few years, perhaps after learning doing your own laundry.

Lol good one.
I would agree but luckily the super simple washer-dryer has me covered.

looks like a breakthru' when humour shows up.
well done.

And here I was thinking I had always been humorous.

the problem of widespread "ego-insanity" is still something I wouldn't mind getting out there as it seems the very large majority of people are unstable.

It's standard "internet tough guy copypasta" usually found on internet meme sites. I wasn't sure they'd fall for it though.

Oh no for the most part I knew you were joking, but I did think you were actually angry, a very accurate meme.