GENIUS FORUMS

I am watching(listening to) the 2nd telecast of the match right now. Am I listening to Maria Sharapova having sex, or Maria Sharapova playing tennis? It sounds like she's getting the butt end of her tennis racket jammed up her a$$, every time she hits the ball. That's all the philosophy I can come up with on the match, but perhaps they pay her extra to make sex noises, so that all us pervs will tune in.. Would rather be listening to Hantuchova, but she's never made it to a Grand Slam final, if I'm not mistaken.