GENIUS FORUMS

Okay, I'll start it off.

Jesus. Nailed to a cross for his own good and the good of humanity. He looks down at the multitudes and says, "I'm sorry you're so fucking stupid."

I guess hence the expression: Jesus f. Christ you're a goddamn moron.

"Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do!"

I was under the impression it was something like this actually :)

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7480/07bigwd6pf4.jpg

Yeah, you and the Pope and the rest of the Catholic Church can keep dreaming. :)

Socrates was very clever for marrying a genius. Too bad his wife wanted him dead.

Trevor Salyzyn wrote:Socrates was very clever for marrying a genius.

Xanthippe was a genius?

Yeah, I was thinking of the difference between a philosopher (like me) and a genius (like Laird)... and I was like "you know what, to someone who isn't enlightened, I might be the one who comes across as the wise one. But I'm not fucking wise at all, and everyone here knows why. I'm just clever, like Sherlock Holmes, and when I explain my method it's boring."

Moved one step further and thought of Socrates: "I'm not wise."

Then I remembered he was married... and his wife was always kicking him out of the house.

How fortunate we are that the greatest geniuses of our age have progressed beyond such cruel barbarisms.

Sorry, shit happens, dude.