GENIUS FORUMS

"What Character in any Book would you be if you Could?"

I have already answered this question that went to Twitter. I'm interested in knowing about the different characters that people relate themselves with.

God

Have a desire to be a sadistic creep, Dan?

Yessum.

Dan, I used God too, but I said Jesus.

Jesus is the only character I choose. I would create everyone to be logical,
there would be no illogical ideas, peace on earth would reign because everyone
would be logical, the ability to reason. Everyone would get along with one another,
because no one would have anything to dispute, because everyone would be correct!

Now that's logic for you!

Imagine Everyone logical with reason, ideas would build from that and progress ultimately. Imagine everyone on the same level of logic, great things would manifest at quicker speeds.

My Prayer to Humanity

Dear Heavenly Father
Forgive me of my sins Lord
Thank you for letting me think I am a God too
Give me the power to give to others to benefit them
A word of wisdom that they may use
Use me my Heavenly Father as your tool to light the way of the lost
I Love you my Heavenly Lord
Thank you for creating and guiding me
In Jesus name Amen

mensa-maniac wrote:Dan, I used God too, but I said Jesus.

In Jesus name Amen

You should know, Donna, that your use of "Amen" is none other than Egyptian in origin. Perhaps (probably) even earlier.

Amen - Amun - In the Leydon hymns, Amun, Ptah, and Re are regarded as a trinity who are distinct gods but with unity in plurality.

See image of Amun-Min as Amun-ka-Mut-ef from the temple at Deir el Medina

Note the semi-erect penis >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun

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The Heart of Gold space-ship, but with Mephistopheles as ship's computer, so that I could combine the skills of various aliens around the Universe at any time in its history, and have better luck with making improbable transformations.

One-up on "God", anyway.


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Tomas! What if some underage girls happened by and saw (and liked!) your 'semi-erect penis'. I'm gonna get on the horn to Palin and lodge a complaint. I only hope her daughter doesn't answer the phone...

If I could be any character in any book I think I would be the Talking Ass. I could give you a fine ride into Jerusalem, Donna.

Kelly, you might prefer me to your bicycle...

prince wrote:Have a desire to be a sadistic creep, Dan?

Carmel:

Nah, "God" is so good he can even love Satan...and you too, prince.

My long-time friend Randy Martyn is a creative artist who drew me a fabulous bust of a donkey
who wears glasses upon his nose and a diploma certificate inserted between his teeth, and proudly he displays his graduation cap between his perked up ears, and the title given to this fabulous piece of Art is SMART ASS!

Guido from Aldous Huxley's Young Archimedes :)