william shakespear_series
william shakespear_series
Hello...hope all of you doing well
I have the secret of success….would you like to know how to be success person?
Just follow this three Steps...
a)Know more than other
p)Work more than other
c)expect less than other
williiam shakesphere
give me your Opinion about it....I'am waiting
I have the secret of success….would you like to know how to be success person?
Just follow this three Steps...
a)Know more than other
p)Work more than other
c)expect less than other
williiam shakesphere
give me your Opinion about it....I'am waiting
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Re: williiam shakesphere
How is "success" being defined here? What constitutes "success"?
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Re: williiam shakesphere
"Try not to become a man of success, but rather one of value"
Albert Einstein
"How is success being defined here"
Through truth there is education!
Albert Einstein
"How is success being defined here"
Through truth there is education!
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Re: williiam shakesphere
Isn't this a bit like saying..A.R wrote:Hello...hope all of you doing well
I have the secret of success….would you like to know how to be success person?
Just follow this three Steps...
a)Know more than other
p)Work more than other
c)expect less than other
williiam shakesphere
give me your Opinion about it....I'am waiting
The secret of a successful snooker player is..
a) To be better at snooker than anyone else
b) to practice more than anyone else
c) don't expect to be a good snooker player
Where (a) has already achieved what you were trying to achieve in the first place, and is therefore a catch 22.
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mensa-maniac
Re: williiam shakesphere
a) So you can teachA.R wrote:Hello...hope all of you doing well
I have the secret of success….would you like to know how to be success person?
Just follow this three Steps...
a)Know more than other
p)Work more than other
c)expect less than other
williiam shakesphere
give me your Opinion about it....I'am waiting
p) The greatest among us shall serve
c) So they can have more
Looking at this from another angle
a) Because they know less
p) So they work less
c) So they can have more
Re: williiam shakesphere
there is no essential definition to success. i also can't imagine progress really in relation to society's view on success. progress assumes we are getting closer to our final goal. would our final goal be true happiness? or is our finale just simply death? if it is, one cannot progress toward death through actions, but just through time. if it is through happiness, i think true happiness can only be achieved by means of absolute ignorance. thus, the pursuit of knowledge counteracts the pursuit of happiness.
we are dying the moment we are born.
we are dying the moment we are born.
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mensa-maniac
Re: williiam shakesphere
A circular thought!Gurrb wrote:there is no essential definition to success. i also can't imagine progress really in relation to society's view on success. progress assumes we are getting closer to our final goal. would our final goal be true happiness? or is our finale just simply death? if it is, one cannot progress toward death through actions, but just through time. if it is through happiness, i think true happiness can only be achieved by means of absolute ignorance. thus, the pursuit of knowledge counteracts the pursuit of happiness.
we are dying the moment we are born.
"I think true happiness can only be achieved by means of absolute ignorance, thus, the pursuit of knowledge counteracts the pursuit of happiness"
I agree with this concept, because I must be the most ignorant person alive, yet I have true happiness within. All I know is logical truth intuitively, this makes me happy, because I know the logical truth of something, otherwise, I'm purely ignorant of things I should know.
Truth is truth, ignorance is ignorance, ignorance of unknown truth is everyone's claim.
To know truth is to be educated, to be educated is to be self-disciplined, to be self-disciplined is to know thyself!
Budweiser Draft
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-A.R-Hello...hope all of you doing well
-tomas-
Good as can be expected, maybe a little better.
-A.R-
I have the secret of success….would you like to know how to be success person?
-tomas-
Invest in crude oil futures?
-A.R-
Just follow this three Steps...
-tomas-
Q-R-S?
-A.R-
a)Know more than other
-tomas-
I'm already a member of MENSA :-)
-A.R-
p)Work more than other
-tomas-
You can't fool me, the p) is an inverted b)
-A.R-
c)expect less than other
-tomas-
Sorry, I gave at the office :-(
-A.R-
williiam shakesphere
-tomas-
Alias for Sir Francis Bacon?
-A.R-
give me your Opinion about it....I'am waiting
-tomas-
Budweiser....King of Beers!
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-A.R-Hello...hope all of you doing well
-tomas-
Good as can be expected, maybe a little better.
-A.R-
I have the secret of success….would you like to know how to be success person?
-tomas-
Invest in crude oil futures?
-A.R-
Just follow this three Steps...
-tomas-
Q-R-S?
-A.R-
a)Know more than other
-tomas-
I'm already a member of MENSA :-)
-A.R-
p)Work more than other
-tomas-
You can't fool me, the p) is an inverted b)
-A.R-
c)expect less than other
-tomas-
Sorry, I gave at the office :-(
-A.R-
williiam shakesphere
-tomas-
Alias for Sir Francis Bacon?
-A.R-
give me your Opinion about it....I'am waiting
-tomas-
Budweiser....King of Beers!
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Don't run to your death
Re: Budweiser Draft
LOL. Some of your best work.Tomas wrote:.
-A.R-
I have the secret of success….would you like to know how to be success person?
-tomas-
Invest in crude oil futures?
.
Re: williiam shakesphere
why you're laughing...it's just one of the ways which make the subject more Interesting.
Any way thanks for your posts.
Sorry about the mistake…"P” suppose to be “b”.
I would like to tell you that the English is not my language and that’s why I join in this forum and I’ve a lot of mistakes ….and I’ll Accept any notes from you about any mistake.
* I need your advices to improve my English skills…I accept everything^_^
Thanks
Any way thanks for your posts.
Sorry about the mistake…"P” suppose to be “b”.
I would like to tell you that the English is not my language and that’s why I join in this forum and I’ve a lot of mistakes ….and I’ll Accept any notes from you about any mistake.
* I need your advices to improve my English skills…I accept everything^_^
Thanks
Re: william shakespear_1
Another golden words from william shakespear and this time it's a peom:
** Shall I compare**
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
Thou art more lovely and more temperate
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
And summer's lease hath all too short a dat
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines
And often is his gold complexion dimmed
And every fair from fair sometimes declines
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmed
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest
Nor shall death brag thou wanderest in his shade
when in eternal lines to time thou growest
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see
So long lives this. and this gives life to thee
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** Shall I compare**
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
Thou art more lovely and more temperate
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
And summer's lease hath all too short a dat
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines
And often is his gold complexion dimmed
And every fair from fair sometimes declines
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmed
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest
Nor shall death brag thou wanderest in his shade
when in eternal lines to time thou growest
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see
So long lives this. and this gives life to thee
*********************************
Billy Boy Gruff
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-A.R-
why you're laughing...it's just one of the ways which make the subject more Interesting.
-tomas-
And that subject .. is?
-A.R-
Any way thanks for your posts.
-tomas-
Mine was a bit lame.
-A.R-
Sorry about the mistake…"P” suppose to be “b”.
-tomas-
Just lookin' for the nuances :-)
-A.R-
I would like to tell you that the English is not my language
-tomas-
Neither is it mine. Those dang-nab English cohorts (esp. Shakespeare AKA Sir Francis Bacon) hijacked middle-English
and turned it upside down. The French didn't help matters much, from this side of the pond, anyways.
-A.R-
and that’s why I join in this forum and I’ve a lot of mistakes … .
-tomas-
Hey, the resident wordsmith** is most forgiving :-/
-A.R-
and I’ll Accept any notes from you about any mistake.
-tomas-
You've a month reprieve, the clock is ticking.
-A.R-
* I need your advices to improve my English skills…I accept everything^_^
Thanks
-tomas-
Even from a high school dropout?
PS - Eventually received GED and went on to 30-35 years of college (university) classes and taking a pre-law class at the moment.
A myriad of disciplines too numerous to mention at this time but history, geography, political sciences are long-term faves.
**A special thanks to Carl. Really :-)
-A.R-
why you're laughing...it's just one of the ways which make the subject more Interesting.
-tomas-
And that subject .. is?
-A.R-
Any way thanks for your posts.
-tomas-
Mine was a bit lame.
-A.R-
Sorry about the mistake…"P” suppose to be “b”.
-tomas-
Just lookin' for the nuances :-)
-A.R-
I would like to tell you that the English is not my language
-tomas-
Neither is it mine. Those dang-nab English cohorts (esp. Shakespeare AKA Sir Francis Bacon) hijacked middle-English
and turned it upside down. The French didn't help matters much, from this side of the pond, anyways.
-A.R-
and that’s why I join in this forum and I’ve a lot of mistakes … .
-tomas-
Hey, the resident wordsmith** is most forgiving :-/
-A.R-
and I’ll Accept any notes from you about any mistake.
-tomas-
You've a month reprieve, the clock is ticking.
-A.R-
* I need your advices to improve my English skills…I accept everything^_^
Thanks
-tomas-
Even from a high school dropout?
PS - Eventually received GED and went on to 30-35 years of college (university) classes and taking a pre-law class at the moment.
A myriad of disciplines too numerous to mention at this time but history, geography, political sciences are long-term faves.
**A special thanks to Carl. Really :-)
Don't run to your death
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mensa-maniac
Re: william shakespear_series
"Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale"
MacBeth SIR TOBY BELCH Twelfth night, II
"Wit, an't be thy will, put me into good fooling!
Those wits, that think they have thee, do very oft
prove fools; and I, that am sure I lack thee, may
pass for a wise man: for what says Quinapalus?
'Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit'
FESTE, the Clown, Twelfth Night, 1,v MacBeth Hamlet
MacBeth SIR TOBY BELCH Twelfth night, II
"Wit, an't be thy will, put me into good fooling!
Those wits, that think they have thee, do very oft
prove fools; and I, that am sure I lack thee, may
pass for a wise man: for what says Quinapalus?
'Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit'
FESTE, the Clown, Twelfth Night, 1,v MacBeth Hamlet
Re: william shakespear_series
Thank you kunga....I'll see the website.Kunga wrote:http://shakespeare.mit.edu/
Re: Billy Boy Gruff
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
And the information are so useful.
one question: who's Carl???
For mensa-maniac:
Thanks alot.
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
And the information are so useful.
one question: who's Carl???
For mensa-maniac:
Thanks alot.
Spelling Bee Number 7
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-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-tomas-
Thank you, thank you very much. Now, that being said, where's the beef?
-A.R-
And the information are so useful.
-tomas-
Oh yeah, babe. Flattery will get you everywhere ;-)
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad (Adam) were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
PS - To be continued at a later date
-A.R-
For mensa-maniac:
Thanks alot.
-tomas aside-
That's another creature to be wary of, especially the bony hand..
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-tomas-
Thank you, thank you very much. Now, that being said, where's the beef?
-A.R-
And the information are so useful.
-tomas-
Oh yeah, babe. Flattery will get you everywhere ;-)
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad (Adam) were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
PS - To be continued at a later date
-A.R-
For mensa-maniac:
Thanks alot.
-tomas aside-
That's another creature to be wary of, especially the bony hand..
Don't run to your death
Re: Spelling Bee Number 7
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-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
To be continued
PS - Al Gore says "Global warming is for real..."
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
To be continued
PS - Al Gore says "Global warming is for real..."
Don't run to your death
The sugah that she gave me I couldn't get enough
.
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
To be continued
PS - Ryan Rudolph & Steven Coyle are on the warpath, any odds who will be kicked off? Taking odds... (see Ryan's latest thread for the chit-chat)
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
To be continued
PS - Ryan Rudolph & Steven Coyle are on the warpath, any odds who will be kicked off? Taking odds... (see Ryan's latest thread for the chit-chat)
Don't run to your death
Re: The sugah that she gave me I couldn't get enough
Okey tomas complete it.....I'am still reading.
The sugah that she gave me I couldn't get enough
.
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
-tomas-
where the sturgeon have their spawning grounds ;-) .. but an unforetold cataclysm occurred that altered the course of mankind. Eve decided to migrate a bit north of the Missouri River and followed the yet-unnamed Halley's Comet! Well, that riled up the arch-enemy of mankind, old Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil. That's where the cake got it's name Devil's food cake. And Bear Claw Mountain, now named Devil's Mountain. Yup, those white settler's sure know how to mess up the native's homeland defense. Hmmm, guess I got a little sidetracked by the extra-bright comet's passing, (please remember this was before the light bulb was invented) but I'd been Remote Viewing the situation long before Adam and Eve had gotten the boot out of The Garden of Eden. My, my, those were some excellent date palms and coconut milk by the River Styx and I'll never forget my first encounter with the Three Wise Men, who had gone by the initials Q, R, S...
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
-tomas-
where the sturgeon have their spawning grounds ;-) .. but an unforetold cataclysm occurred that altered the course of mankind. Eve decided to migrate a bit north of the Missouri River and followed the yet-unnamed Halley's Comet! Well, that riled up the arch-enemy of mankind, old Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil. That's where the cake got it's name Devil's food cake. And Bear Claw Mountain, now named Devil's Mountain. Yup, those white settler's sure know how to mess up the native's homeland defense. Hmmm, guess I got a little sidetracked by the extra-bright comet's passing, (please remember this was before the light bulb was invented) but I'd been Remote Viewing the situation long before Adam and Eve had gotten the boot out of The Garden of Eden. My, my, those were some excellent date palms and coconut milk by the River Styx and I'll never forget my first encounter with the Three Wise Men, who had gone by the initials Q, R, S...
Don't run to your death
Re: The sugah that she gave me I couldn't get enough
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-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
-tomas-
where the sturgeon have their spawning grounds ;-) .. but an unforetold cataclysm occurred that altered the course of mankind. Eve decided to migrate a bit north of the Missouri River and followed the yet-unnamed Halley's Comet! Well, that riled up the arch-enemy of mankind, old Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil. That's where the cake got it's name Devil's food cake. And Bear Claw Mountain, now named Devil's Mountain. Yup, those white settler's sure know how to mess up the native's homeland defense. Hmmm, guess I got a little sidetracked by the extra-bright comet's passing, (please remember this was before the light bulb was invented) but I'd been Remote Viewing the situation long before Adam and Eve had gotten the boot out of The Garden of Eden. My, my, those were some excellent date palms and coconut milk by the River Styx and I'll never forget my first encounter with the Three Wise Men, who had gone by the initials Q, R, S...
-tomas-
but better known now as "The Absolute." Yeah, I know, sounds kinda funny coming from an old fart like me and Kevin being the first of many enlightened to that word-graffiti now known as 'the house philosophy' (credit to another enlightened fellow who originally hailed from South Africa) Mr. Logic himself ... Laird from Tasmania. Extra credit that he has linked up with Mr. Solway, his next-door neighbor. Golly, the flurry of chit-chat that must go back-and-forth in those households! When I master the art of Newspeak to its fullest extent (known to man), I'll be checking those dudes out and fetch some stray mind waves and positron them my way. Greed is good! Then, spouting wise will be all the rage in the land of Dacotah Territory. Well, A.R., time is tight around these parts and my mom, Eve, is gettin' mighty tired of all my hot air - she is about to go into secondary-labor with yours truly, old Tomas the Tank. Cain (Carl G) has been spreading some vicious...
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
-tomas-
where the sturgeon have their spawning grounds ;-) .. but an unforetold cataclysm occurred that altered the course of mankind. Eve decided to migrate a bit north of the Missouri River and followed the yet-unnamed Halley's Comet! Well, that riled up the arch-enemy of mankind, old Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil. That's where the cake got it's name Devil's food cake. And Bear Claw Mountain, now named Devil's Mountain. Yup, those white settler's sure know how to mess up the native's homeland defense. Hmmm, guess I got a little sidetracked by the extra-bright comet's passing, (please remember this was before the light bulb was invented) but I'd been Remote Viewing the situation long before Adam and Eve had gotten the boot out of The Garden of Eden. My, my, those were some excellent date palms and coconut milk by the River Styx and I'll never forget my first encounter with the Three Wise Men, who had gone by the initials Q, R, S...
-tomas-
but better known now as "The Absolute." Yeah, I know, sounds kinda funny coming from an old fart like me and Kevin being the first of many enlightened to that word-graffiti now known as 'the house philosophy' (credit to another enlightened fellow who originally hailed from South Africa) Mr. Logic himself ... Laird from Tasmania. Extra credit that he has linked up with Mr. Solway, his next-door neighbor. Golly, the flurry of chit-chat that must go back-and-forth in those households! When I master the art of Newspeak to its fullest extent (known to man), I'll be checking those dudes out and fetch some stray mind waves and positron them my way. Greed is good! Then, spouting wise will be all the rage in the land of Dacotah Territory. Well, A.R., time is tight around these parts and my mom, Eve, is gettin' mighty tired of all my hot air - she is about to go into secondary-labor with yours truly, old Tomas the Tank. Cain (Carl G) has been spreading some vicious...
Don't run to your death
Re: william shakespear_series
That's some clever shit Tomas ;)
finish it, please.
finish it, please.
The Riverbed Saga..
.
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
-tomas-
where the sturgeon have their spawning grounds ;-) .. but an unforetold cataclysm occurred that altered the course of mankind. Eve decided to migrate a bit north of the Missouri River and followed the yet-unnamed Halley's Comet! Well, that riled up the arch-enemy of mankind, old Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil. That's where the cake got it's name Devil's food cake. And Bear Claw Mountain, now named Devil's Mountain. Yup, those white settler's sure know how to mess up the native's homeland defense. Hmmm, guess I got a little sidetracked by the extra-bright comet's passing, (please remember this was before the light bulb was invented) but I'd been Remote Viewing the situation long before Adam and Eve had gotten the boot out of The Garden of Eden. My, my, those were some excellent date palms and coconut milk by the River Styx and I'll never forget my first encounter with the Three Wise Men, who had gone by the initials Q, R, S...
-tomas-
but better known now as "The Absolute." Yeah, I know, sounds kinda funny coming from an old fart like me and Kevin being the first of many enlightened to that word-graffiti now known as 'the house philosophy' (credit to another enlightened fellow who originally hailed from South Africa) Mr. Logic himself ... Laird from Tasmania. Extra credit that he has linked up with Mr. Solway, his next-door neighbor. Golly, the flurry of chit-chat that must go back-and-forth in those households! When I master the art of Newspeak to its fullest extent (known to man), I'll be checking those dudes out and fetch some stray mind waves and positron them my way. Greed is good! Then, spouting wise will be all the rage in the land of Dacotah Territory. Well, A.R., time is tight around these parts and my mom, Eve, is gettin' mighty tired of all my hot air - she is about to go into secondary-labor with yours truly, old Tomas the Tank. Cain (Carl G) has been spreading some vicious...
-A.R-
Okey tomas complete it.....I'am still reading
-tomas-
rumors about little old fetus me, but had to take appropriate action and, once again, have him expelled from Dacotah Territory. He then gone about transforming hisself into a return of a Caaninite (Kenite) called the three-headed "Carmel-Loki-Nick". Eve?-where wouldst thou drop me 10 pounds of fetal matter that I may grow into a human being with all the frailties of a naturalized US citizen? The old Mandan Indian woman suggested we may be able to encamp on the bottomlands of the Missouri River during the last snowmelt runoff of the first day of the last week of July. That evil creature (sex unknown) "Carmel-Loki-Nick," knows I'll be born around high noon Daylight Savings Time, so precautions will be taken to have a posse of Hidista & Arikara Natives around to fend off that dastardly vermin created by some supposedly, well-intentioned scientist, with the initials R.R. and who happens to reside up Canadian thistle-way. Uh oh, mom's water has broken a second time and my head hair is beginning to...
-A.R-
For Tomas:
Thanks tomas I really enjoy reading your posts.
-A.R-
one question: who's Carl???
-tomas-
His real name is Cain (Satan's firstborn child). In our first life after our mom [Eve] and my dad [Adam] were evicted from the Garden of Eden (for eating of the forbidden fruit), mom had to figure out where she was going to have us little critters. Adam had cut-and-run because he didn't have a clue about The Totality of it all (as he hadn't yet discovered the Genius Forum) She settled upon an area now commonly known as North Dakota, USA. I was due to be delivered first, but that old serpent pulled a fast one on mom .. and Cain (Carl) grabbed the umbilical cord and tried to strangle me in our shared cabin space (the oven) better known as The Womb. Well, I managed to fend off his evil ways...
-tomas continues-
...but then mom had some serious birth pangs happening (don't know for sure what that was all about- considering I was gonna be the firstborn human from dust-to-dust), her water broke, hence the Great Flood that managed to flood the first tepee (lean-to) that mom had to construct by her lonesome. The story goes that this event happened early on July 25th, and I was gonna be born at 1:01PM, (daylight savings time of course). And remember that the calendar had yet to be invented, much less the argument over how many days there are in a year but anyways, by this time Adam had been following her trail up to South Dakota then was floated back downstream to Nebraska. It had been an early spring and the snowpack from Montana was melting rather quickly and Adam hadn't learned how to swim properly (mainly how to time his breathing) and kept going under, the current was 15,000 gallons per second at his location and he was lodged on a sandbar for a week or so. Real Men of The Absolute were considerably dumber in those days because Genius Forums hadn't come about. So, Cain (Carl) was kicking inside something terrible and...
-tomas drones on-
...by golly, she had Earth's very own firstborn Kenite (Cain) along the southern shore of (what the white man later named) Devils Lake, North Dakota. The actual given name was Spirit Lake. Rumor has it that every 150 years or so, the lake develops a "plug" at its very bottom and it expands its water area by several times, as it is presently doing and much of the "drain water" empties into the Mississippi gulf in Louisiana (so says the original Native Indians). Not only that, but they believe they sprang from Spirit (devils) Lake. Eventually it overflows into the James River then to the Red River of the North and drains into Hudson Bay, Canada. That was a good spot to drop Carl (Cain) off as he was in a rather sordid mood. Well then, it was near my time to be evicted from mom's oven, so she migrated to an area further west in North Dakota near...
-tomas-
where the sturgeon have their spawning grounds ;-) .. but an unforetold cataclysm occurred that altered the course of mankind. Eve decided to migrate a bit north of the Missouri River and followed the yet-unnamed Halley's Comet! Well, that riled up the arch-enemy of mankind, old Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil. That's where the cake got it's name Devil's food cake. And Bear Claw Mountain, now named Devil's Mountain. Yup, those white settler's sure know how to mess up the native's homeland defense. Hmmm, guess I got a little sidetracked by the extra-bright comet's passing, (please remember this was before the light bulb was invented) but I'd been Remote Viewing the situation long before Adam and Eve had gotten the boot out of The Garden of Eden. My, my, those were some excellent date palms and coconut milk by the River Styx and I'll never forget my first encounter with the Three Wise Men, who had gone by the initials Q, R, S...
-tomas-
but better known now as "The Absolute." Yeah, I know, sounds kinda funny coming from an old fart like me and Kevin being the first of many enlightened to that word-graffiti now known as 'the house philosophy' (credit to another enlightened fellow who originally hailed from South Africa) Mr. Logic himself ... Laird from Tasmania. Extra credit that he has linked up with Mr. Solway, his next-door neighbor. Golly, the flurry of chit-chat that must go back-and-forth in those households! When I master the art of Newspeak to its fullest extent (known to man), I'll be checking those dudes out and fetch some stray mind waves and positron them my way. Greed is good! Then, spouting wise will be all the rage in the land of Dacotah Territory. Well, A.R., time is tight around these parts and my mom, Eve, is gettin' mighty tired of all my hot air - she is about to go into secondary-labor with yours truly, old Tomas the Tank. Cain (Carl G) has been spreading some vicious...
-A.R-
Okey tomas complete it.....I'am still reading
-tomas-
rumors about little old fetus me, but had to take appropriate action and, once again, have him expelled from Dacotah Territory. He then gone about transforming hisself into a return of a Caaninite (Kenite) called the three-headed "Carmel-Loki-Nick". Eve?-where wouldst thou drop me 10 pounds of fetal matter that I may grow into a human being with all the frailties of a naturalized US citizen? The old Mandan Indian woman suggested we may be able to encamp on the bottomlands of the Missouri River during the last snowmelt runoff of the first day of the last week of July. That evil creature (sex unknown) "Carmel-Loki-Nick," knows I'll be born around high noon Daylight Savings Time, so precautions will be taken to have a posse of Hidista & Arikara Natives around to fend off that dastardly vermin created by some supposedly, well-intentioned scientist, with the initials R.R. and who happens to reside up Canadian thistle-way. Uh oh, mom's water has broken a second time and my head hair is beginning to...
Don't run to your death