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Illuminati
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Tomas (the tank)
Prince of Jerusalem
16 Degree
Scottish Rite Free Mason
VietNam veteran - 1971
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The Mind & Reality
Illuminati
Don't run to your death
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Re: Illuminati
Are you a Vietnam veteran?Tomas wrote:.
Illuminati
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Tomas (the tank)
Prince of Jerusalem
16 Degree
Scottish Rite Free Mason
VietNam veteran - 1971
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Re: The Mind & Reality
The spirit of Einstein helps me with my quantum physics jokes:
‘Knock, knock’
‘Who’s there’
‘Electron’
‘Electron who?’
‘Electron to be president of the United States’
*This joke was a big hit with P.h. D.’s when the movie Tron was popular.
I know, it goes right over your heads. Well, don’t come blamin me cause you just ain’t smart enough to appreciate it, peasants!
The spirit of Einstein gets riled when low-brow idiots don’t get or like his jokes
[image removed by D.R.]
‘Knock, knock’
‘Who’s there’
‘Electron’
‘Electron who?’
‘Electron to be president of the United States’
*This joke was a big hit with P.h. D.’s when the movie Tron was popular.
I know, it goes right over your heads. Well, don’t come blamin me cause you just ain’t smart enough to appreciate it, peasants!
The spirit of Einstein gets riled when low-brow idiots don’t get or like his jokes
[image removed by D.R.]
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Re: The Mind & Reality
Just when you thought it was safe to start posting in the forum agin
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Re: The Mind & Reality
Imagine, for a moment, that the Master Mind has been using forum messages boards in order to perfect acting as an average human; learning and emulating human expression until…you can’t tell whether you are dealing with a real human or the computer Master Mind.
You call tech support thinking you’re talking to a real human. Ha! Suckers! That idiot at the other end of the line is actually the Master Mind pretending to be a dopey guy from India in order to mess with your head.
Then again…I could be giving away the plot of my screenplay:
Eagle Farts
(No One Better Be Around When the Eagle Farts!)
Someone contact Spielberg for me. This idea has the makings of a hit, right? Don’t we know it!
Thanks
You call tech support thinking you’re talking to a real human. Ha! Suckers! That idiot at the other end of the line is actually the Master Mind pretending to be a dopey guy from India in order to mess with your head.
Then again…I could be giving away the plot of my screenplay:
Eagle Farts
(No One Better Be Around When the Eagle Farts!)
Someone contact Spielberg for me. This idea has the makings of a hit, right? Don’t we know it!
Thanks
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A Shared Post
Well, that’s it. As of tonight I have finally fully had it talking with religious people. A guy approached me and asked me if were to die tonight do I know I would go to Heaven. I responded with, “Do you KNOW that Jesus actually walked on water?” He said he didn’t know, but he believed. I then said that I believe I will go to Heaven because I believe in Salvation through Jesus Christ and I have been baptized.
The conversation went on till he mentioned something to the effect that he would pray that the spiritual blindness would be taken off of my eyes. That’s when I got angry! When some religious person tries to throw me into doubt I return the proverbial volley. These types of Christians tend to think of the Bible as “infallible and inerrant”. I essentially told him that many years after King James had the Bible translated older and more reliable Biblical manuscripts were discovered. They eventually discovered that the King James version of the ending of the Biblical book of Mark was added on by God only knows who. Everything that happened after they went into the tomb, looking for Jesus’ body, and found it empty was added on afterwards. All those outrageous claims stating that those who truly believe can drink any poisonous thing and it will not affect them and whatnot were not in the original Biblical Book of Mark. I told him that the Bible had been tampered with and should not be blindly trusted.
I told him that this is the core of the Christian gospel:
Jesus died for your sins and because of this YOU OWE HIM! So you had better accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior or God will cast you out and into hell on the Great and Last Day because…God loves you.
I told him that real love doesn’t work that way. I could easily believe that if there truly is a devil he would indeed cast you into hell because…he doesn’t love you. As for God who truly loves you…well…he would never do such a thing if He (((REALLY))) loves you. I asked the guy if he would throw someone he loves into a vat of boiling acid. Of course not! He wouldn’t drown or torture someone he truly loves. I don’t believe that a God of love would do such things just because it says so in a book…that has obviously been tampered with.
I told him that to me The Spirit of Nature that causes the plants to grow and the clouds and the rains to fall is indeed The Spirit of God. If it’s not the Spirit of God whose Spirit is it?
It was no use. He would tell me to read the Bible, but I said that if I read the Bible and come to a different conclusion than what his church believes that would not be acceptable, right? If I read the Bible and come to a Jehovah’s Witnesses conclusion about things I would end up in hell, right? If I came to a Catholic conclusion it will eventually be off to hell as well. The same holds true if I came to a Mormon conclusion or a Christian Scientist conclusion or a Seventh Day Adventist conclusion.
I finally just stopped talking to him when I said that he, and his kind, condemn the teachings of the Buddha without even reading them. He and his kind condemn the Book of Mormon without ever reading that either.
As I left I said out loud: “READ THE FRIGGIN BOOK BEFORE YOU CONDEMN IT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!”
As I left I though of how he would have reacted if I stated that my religion teaches that the Bible was written by the devil and so I have never read the Bible. How would the guy react to that? If he was sane he would probably say that I should read the Bible before condemning it, right?
What’s the use. That’s it for me. From now on when any Christian approaches me I’m going to say, “No thanks.” Then walk away.
The conversation went on till he mentioned something to the effect that he would pray that the spiritual blindness would be taken off of my eyes. That’s when I got angry! When some religious person tries to throw me into doubt I return the proverbial volley. These types of Christians tend to think of the Bible as “infallible and inerrant”. I essentially told him that many years after King James had the Bible translated older and more reliable Biblical manuscripts were discovered. They eventually discovered that the King James version of the ending of the Biblical book of Mark was added on by God only knows who. Everything that happened after they went into the tomb, looking for Jesus’ body, and found it empty was added on afterwards. All those outrageous claims stating that those who truly believe can drink any poisonous thing and it will not affect them and whatnot were not in the original Biblical Book of Mark. I told him that the Bible had been tampered with and should not be blindly trusted.
I told him that this is the core of the Christian gospel:
Jesus died for your sins and because of this YOU OWE HIM! So you had better accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior or God will cast you out and into hell on the Great and Last Day because…God loves you.
I told him that real love doesn’t work that way. I could easily believe that if there truly is a devil he would indeed cast you into hell because…he doesn’t love you. As for God who truly loves you…well…he would never do such a thing if He (((REALLY))) loves you. I asked the guy if he would throw someone he loves into a vat of boiling acid. Of course not! He wouldn’t drown or torture someone he truly loves. I don’t believe that a God of love would do such things just because it says so in a book…that has obviously been tampered with.
I told him that to me The Spirit of Nature that causes the plants to grow and the clouds and the rains to fall is indeed The Spirit of God. If it’s not the Spirit of God whose Spirit is it?
It was no use. He would tell me to read the Bible, but I said that if I read the Bible and come to a different conclusion than what his church believes that would not be acceptable, right? If I read the Bible and come to a Jehovah’s Witnesses conclusion about things I would end up in hell, right? If I came to a Catholic conclusion it will eventually be off to hell as well. The same holds true if I came to a Mormon conclusion or a Christian Scientist conclusion or a Seventh Day Adventist conclusion.
I finally just stopped talking to him when I said that he, and his kind, condemn the teachings of the Buddha without even reading them. He and his kind condemn the Book of Mormon without ever reading that either.
As I left I said out loud: “READ THE FRIGGIN BOOK BEFORE YOU CONDEMN IT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!”
As I left I though of how he would have reacted if I stated that my religion teaches that the Bible was written by the devil and so I have never read the Bible. How would the guy react to that? If he was sane he would probably say that I should read the Bible before condemning it, right?
What’s the use. That’s it for me. From now on when any Christian approaches me I’m going to say, “No thanks.” Then walk away.
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A Shared Post
I was wondering why exactly I got so upset afterwards. I knew it was essentially because I HAD CHOSEN to become upset. Still, I feel the overall reason is important:
These people who evangelize do their best to throw you into doubting yourself and all that you believe. THEY FEED ON YOUR DOUBT and it is through your doubt that they take you prisoners. Religions tend to work this way. The make converts by getting people to doubt themselves and in those moments of weakness they sink in their invisible hooks and proverbially reel you into their churches.
Consider what I currently believe that I have shared on this thread. Never once did I threaten anyone with hell if they did not believe, right? I shared what I currently believed in the hopes that it may help some of you. I also shared it with the hopes that some of you might see things I am overlooking.
UNLIKE ORGANIZED RELIGIONS I am always ready to upgrade what I currently believe when more truth presents itself. Organized religions are often like proverbial ‘train wrecks’ stuck in the spiritual mud. Their pastors will preach all sorts of amazing things they themselves cannot do. Next time you watch a preacher ask yourself if this is the most power God is capable of manifesting? If that’s the best God can do He must be one pathetic God, right?
I no longer take ANYONE’S word for (((ANYTHING!!!))). Not Christians, not Buddhist, not Hindu’s, not Muslims, not Jews and most certainly NOT CNN!!! If I cannot personally verify it whatever it may be will always be mythology to me. Yes, even the evening news.
The average Christians ask Jesus to heal them. I, on the other hand, thank Jesus for giving me the ability to heal myself. Now, that is a VERY BIG DIFFERENCE!
These people who evangelize do their best to throw you into doubting yourself and all that you believe. THEY FEED ON YOUR DOUBT and it is through your doubt that they take you prisoners. Religions tend to work this way. The make converts by getting people to doubt themselves and in those moments of weakness they sink in their invisible hooks and proverbially reel you into their churches.
Consider what I currently believe that I have shared on this thread. Never once did I threaten anyone with hell if they did not believe, right? I shared what I currently believed in the hopes that it may help some of you. I also shared it with the hopes that some of you might see things I am overlooking.
UNLIKE ORGANIZED RELIGIONS I am always ready to upgrade what I currently believe when more truth presents itself. Organized religions are often like proverbial ‘train wrecks’ stuck in the spiritual mud. Their pastors will preach all sorts of amazing things they themselves cannot do. Next time you watch a preacher ask yourself if this is the most power God is capable of manifesting? If that’s the best God can do He must be one pathetic God, right?
I no longer take ANYONE’S word for (((ANYTHING!!!))). Not Christians, not Buddhist, not Hindu’s, not Muslims, not Jews and most certainly NOT CNN!!! If I cannot personally verify it whatever it may be will always be mythology to me. Yes, even the evening news.
The average Christians ask Jesus to heal them. I, on the other hand, thank Jesus for giving me the ability to heal myself. Now, that is a VERY BIG DIFFERENCE!
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A Shared Post
I no longer feel it is right for me to ruin people’s fun with the truth. That’s the main reason I have given up on talking to religious people. Now, I have found the Jehovah’s Witnesses to be the best of the religious people I have spoken with primarily because the do not threaten people with hell if they don’t believe. I studied with one of them recently; I guy who works out and I felt was cool. I found out the hard way that I can never be friends with Jehovah’s Witnesses unless I become part of their club and allow them to control my life. Their friendship will only go so far unless I become their proverbial prisoner. It’s a shame because I feel they are the very best of the successful religions. I truly respect how, during the rein of Hitler, they resisted Hitler and the Nazis and suffered tremendous torment in Nazi concentration camps rather than allow Hitler to turn them into Nazis. Say whatever you will about the Jehovah’s Witness, but that takes real courage and I admire people with real courage. I find most average Christians to be coward wimps.
Oh well….
Oh well….
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A Shared Post
Saturday morning I went up to a park in the mountains that I consider to be the most sacred park on the face of the Earth. As I went to sit in a sacred Asian structure I saw that public school delinquents had written more black magic marker graffiti and I became truly angry. I strongly doubt it was private school children who did that desecration. I am an advanced bodybuilding martial artist and I know that even if I was a good as Bruce Lee I could never stop the bulk of those public school ruined delinquents from desecrating those sacred structures. I was so angry that if I had caught one of them yesterday I might very well have killed him on the spot…and I can easily do it to!
I came down from the mountains furious and eventually went to the pool to put in a martial arts cardio workout in the water. Then I came home and while doing some typing in this forum I had a brainstorm idea! Suddenly I was inspired to search the Internet for products to remove magic marker graffiti. (((BINGO!))) I found certain products, but was then inspired to call the Lowe’s and Home Depot hardware stores. (((BINGO AGAIN!!))) and even better this time. I drove to Lowe’s and bought a product produced by the Goof Off Company especially made to remove graffiti.
http://www.goof-off.com/
I was excited as I put it in my car eager to wake up early Sunday morning and go back up to that sacred Asian structure. It was after I bought the graffiti remover that I encountered the Christian who tried to evangelize me.
Well, I went up to the mountains first thing Sunday morning forgetting that soft, overweight small Christian groups tend to have their boring services at a couple of picnic table pavilions in the area. I had gotten there early enough before they started to torture me with their singing. The graffiti remover worked! Just like that (((SNAP!))) Intention gave me an idea that removed the bulk of the graffiti and left the structure as though the graffiti was never there.
When I first realized it worked I was so happy that I went up to one of those Christian groups and happily told them that it worked. The main lady there casually and facetiously said something to the effect that I should clean their table. As she was saying this I was saying that I was curious if it would work on the cement picnic table. She flippantly told me to do what I liked.
You see, those fat, lazy Christian bastards don’t mind taking and taking and taking whatever the sacred park has to offer, but would (((NEVER))) consider buying a product and making the effort to remove the graffiti from the cement picnic table they were using. That’s the extent of their Christian fat assed gratitude!
So, you know what I did?
After I removed the graffiti and they started to torture me with their singing…I pulled out my dick and casually pissed on every seated area in that pavilion where I was not sitting. I left the pavilion knowing that if ANY of those Christians decided to use that pavilion to make their lame noises to the Lord they would most probably sit their fat asses down on my urine!
Merry X-mas, you lazy fat-assed Christians!
The administration of American President George Bush is proof enough to me that these soft, idiot, coward Christians can easily be tricked into voting Anti-Christ stock into office of President of the United States.
From what I have studied, Jesus did not come down from the clouds and stop the tortures of the Spanish Inquisition done in His name. I strongly doubt Jesus is going to come down from the clouds and stop the tortures perpetuated by the angry aliens, who now own this area of space, that is soon to come!
I will not cry a tear for Christianity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyLiARAWNq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug1AwlNN ... re=related
I came down from the mountains furious and eventually went to the pool to put in a martial arts cardio workout in the water. Then I came home and while doing some typing in this forum I had a brainstorm idea! Suddenly I was inspired to search the Internet for products to remove magic marker graffiti. (((BINGO!))) I found certain products, but was then inspired to call the Lowe’s and Home Depot hardware stores. (((BINGO AGAIN!!))) and even better this time. I drove to Lowe’s and bought a product produced by the Goof Off Company especially made to remove graffiti.
http://www.goof-off.com/
I was excited as I put it in my car eager to wake up early Sunday morning and go back up to that sacred Asian structure. It was after I bought the graffiti remover that I encountered the Christian who tried to evangelize me.
Well, I went up to the mountains first thing Sunday morning forgetting that soft, overweight small Christian groups tend to have their boring services at a couple of picnic table pavilions in the area. I had gotten there early enough before they started to torture me with their singing. The graffiti remover worked! Just like that (((SNAP!))) Intention gave me an idea that removed the bulk of the graffiti and left the structure as though the graffiti was never there.
When I first realized it worked I was so happy that I went up to one of those Christian groups and happily told them that it worked. The main lady there casually and facetiously said something to the effect that I should clean their table. As she was saying this I was saying that I was curious if it would work on the cement picnic table. She flippantly told me to do what I liked.
You see, those fat, lazy Christian bastards don’t mind taking and taking and taking whatever the sacred park has to offer, but would (((NEVER))) consider buying a product and making the effort to remove the graffiti from the cement picnic table they were using. That’s the extent of their Christian fat assed gratitude!
So, you know what I did?
After I removed the graffiti and they started to torture me with their singing…I pulled out my dick and casually pissed on every seated area in that pavilion where I was not sitting. I left the pavilion knowing that if ANY of those Christians decided to use that pavilion to make their lame noises to the Lord they would most probably sit their fat asses down on my urine!
Merry X-mas, you lazy fat-assed Christians!
The administration of American President George Bush is proof enough to me that these soft, idiot, coward Christians can easily be tricked into voting Anti-Christ stock into office of President of the United States.
From what I have studied, Jesus did not come down from the clouds and stop the tortures of the Spanish Inquisition done in His name. I strongly doubt Jesus is going to come down from the clouds and stop the tortures perpetuated by the angry aliens, who now own this area of space, that is soon to come!
I will not cry a tear for Christianity!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyLiARAWNq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug1AwlNN ... re=related
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Re: The Mind & Reality
Talking religion can get so depressing and accomplishes nothing worthwhile. Time to change the subject…
But before I do
The Book of Mormon is a literary masterpiece. I strongly doubt Joseph Smith could possibly have written it. I sometimes suspect it was written and planted by space aliens intent in proving how easy it can be to trick humans into believing outrageous things as empirical fact. In the days of Joseph Smith the concept of “special effects” was never heard. Imagine a race of beings at least 400 years more advanced than humans. Can you imagine the types of special effects they could pull off? Apparent angels appearing to people. Supposed God/Allah giving people dreams and voices out of nowhere telling people things like ‘I AM THE LORD THY GOD, blah, blah, blah’ The concept is staggering to consider. I saw a video called Temple of the God Makers in which the deeper beliefs of the Mormons is that Jesus was a space alien.
This is most definitely part of that original video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOITKRdW0M4
So, in the Book of Mormon the Nephites always seem to be battling the Lamanites. The Lamanites finally defeat the Nephites and they supposedly ran from the area of Central America, for dear life, carrying well over 100 pound of golden plates and things, across the entire American continent. Moron-I (eye) then supposedly buried the golden plates under a hill in New York State.
Okay, there is no evidence I have ever seen that the Native Americans used to fight in walled cities using European type swords and armor as portrayed in the Book of Mormon. If they really ran for dear life across the entire continent of America there would obviously have been European swords and shields scattered across the entire continent. There is no evidence I have ever seen that Native Americans used to fight with European swords and shields.
Modern DNA testing has proven that the Native Americans did not come from Israel, as the Book of Mormon claims. Supposedly, the DNA tests have proven that the Native Americans came from somewhere in Asia.
So, does the truth stop the Mormon religion? Not on your life! The truth does nothing much to rock their Mormon boat. What does that say about how easy it is to trick this crazy human race, eh?
I wouldn’t be surprised if space aliens deliberately did this to prove to the human race how religions can be created among stupid people by alien races. Yes indeed, the Mormon church may eventually be used by space aliens to invalidate ALL religions now held as infallible by the insane human race. What better way than to empirically show how they can create a religion and make certain that religion prospers, eh?
I’ve been watching all four seasons of the original Star Trek series and it is amazing how it would have been easy for a single star ship, like the Enterprise, to completely devastate all human type life on a planet. With their ship sensors they could find every single human, no matter where they would hide, and exterminate them all, if they wanted to. All it would have taken is one friggin star ship.
Something to think about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvuscVcF2Bs
But before I do
The Book of Mormon is a literary masterpiece. I strongly doubt Joseph Smith could possibly have written it. I sometimes suspect it was written and planted by space aliens intent in proving how easy it can be to trick humans into believing outrageous things as empirical fact. In the days of Joseph Smith the concept of “special effects” was never heard. Imagine a race of beings at least 400 years more advanced than humans. Can you imagine the types of special effects they could pull off? Apparent angels appearing to people. Supposed God/Allah giving people dreams and voices out of nowhere telling people things like ‘I AM THE LORD THY GOD, blah, blah, blah’ The concept is staggering to consider. I saw a video called Temple of the God Makers in which the deeper beliefs of the Mormons is that Jesus was a space alien.
This is most definitely part of that original video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOITKRdW0M4
So, in the Book of Mormon the Nephites always seem to be battling the Lamanites. The Lamanites finally defeat the Nephites and they supposedly ran from the area of Central America, for dear life, carrying well over 100 pound of golden plates and things, across the entire American continent. Moron-I (eye) then supposedly buried the golden plates under a hill in New York State.
Okay, there is no evidence I have ever seen that the Native Americans used to fight in walled cities using European type swords and armor as portrayed in the Book of Mormon. If they really ran for dear life across the entire continent of America there would obviously have been European swords and shields scattered across the entire continent. There is no evidence I have ever seen that Native Americans used to fight with European swords and shields.
Modern DNA testing has proven that the Native Americans did not come from Israel, as the Book of Mormon claims. Supposedly, the DNA tests have proven that the Native Americans came from somewhere in Asia.
So, does the truth stop the Mormon religion? Not on your life! The truth does nothing much to rock their Mormon boat. What does that say about how easy it is to trick this crazy human race, eh?
I wouldn’t be surprised if space aliens deliberately did this to prove to the human race how religions can be created among stupid people by alien races. Yes indeed, the Mormon church may eventually be used by space aliens to invalidate ALL religions now held as infallible by the insane human race. What better way than to empirically show how they can create a religion and make certain that religion prospers, eh?
I’ve been watching all four seasons of the original Star Trek series and it is amazing how it would have been easy for a single star ship, like the Enterprise, to completely devastate all human type life on a planet. With their ship sensors they could find every single human, no matter where they would hide, and exterminate them all, if they wanted to. All it would have taken is one friggin star ship.
Something to think about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvuscVcF2Bs
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God Takes A Vacation
I've got another movie idea for Speilberg. Picture this:
God gets fed up with everything and decides to take a vacation and leaves the Three Stooges in charge. Think of the possibilities of...
The Three Stooges Rule the Universe
A dummy trinity coming to a theatre near you!
CURLY: Hey Moe, what's this?
((((BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!))))
Oh damn, I just gave away the ending. God comes back from Tahiti to find nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing left!
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Re: The Mind & Reality
I find it best to celebrate life with gratitude and appreciation that continues to become
stronger, healthier and more realistically pronounced and demonstrated in my daily life.
I forgive myself and everyone equally
I envision wonderful things happening to me and everyone equally
I’m just a very lucky guy!
More and more wonderful things keep happening to me
True Wealth flows to me like a pure, clean, full eternal mountain stream
stronger, healthier and more realistically pronounced and demonstrated in my daily life.
I forgive myself and everyone equally
I envision wonderful things happening to me and everyone equally
I’m just a very lucky guy!
More and more wonderful things keep happening to me
True Wealth flows to me like a pure, clean, full eternal mountain stream
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Re: The Mind & Reality
*More from my movie screenplay called: Things That Once Were Hidden. Oh, you people won’t want to see the movie. That much is for certain. It doesn’t have a happy ending for the glut of you moronic, peon peasant trouble-makers who infest this beautiful planet like puss in an infected wound:
Throughout my life on planet Earth I have been intrigued by the concept of the Superhero who has special powers to save the day. I never would have guessed that this is a mythology based on fact. There are indeed beings in the universe with powers that would qualify them as Superheroes.
In my mind, there are two basic avenues to approach a situation like what we currently have on Earth and they are based on these two premises:
A) There are many planets in this galaxy just as beautiful and even more beautiful and wonderful than Earth
B) Earth is a rare jewel and there are not that many planets in this galaxy as beautiful and wonderful as Earth
I feel that the Earth is indeed a rare jewel who deserves to survive more than over 80% of the peon, moronic idiot humans who are sending this planet into another ice age. ANYONE in the universe who has TRUE Superhero powers to save the Earth more than deserves the Earth! Would that they would stake their claim before this beautiful planet is pushed into another ice age.
I feel the reptilian Annunaki, if they truly exist as claimed, should be held fully accountable for the veritable barbaric Frankenstein monsters, known as humans, they have created. I see no hope whatsoever for AT LEAST 80% of you peon, morons who think you are so very untouchable and protected. In your pathetic movies the Superheroes come to save you. Never would you have dreamed that the TRUE Superheroes would come…to save the Earth. To them most of YOU are like filthy bugs infesting THEIR beautiful tree and they intend to save their beautiful tree and get rid of most of YOU!
Two of them came and suddenly appeared to the strength of the conceited, overconfident reptilian Annunaki. Surely there was no possible way that just two of them could defeat the Annunaki army that surrounded them. The biggest, toughest, meanest, strongest of the Annunaki confidently walked up to them and said, “Who the f**k are you?” One of the two stepped forward and with a move so quick it could barely be seen he slapped that Annunaki tough guy and the Annunaki warrior went down like a three-year-old being slapped down by an Olympian bodybuilder. His neck was broken; the Annunaki tough guy was dead. Just like that!
They didn’t come to Earth to negotiate. They came to claim what is rightfully theirs. Most of you are considered trespassers. You will be eliminated!
No solutions will ever work, on the beautiful Earth, until this glut of peon, peasant-minded trouble-makers are eliminated WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! If Jesus wants to save them He had better put on his “Armor of God” and be ready to fight because the true Superheroes of this planet don’t intend to put up with ANYONE getting in the way of them saving the Earth.
MOST OF YOU HUMANS ARE THE BAD GUYS!!!
YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE RESCUED!!!
(((YOU))) ARE THE PROBLEM!!
*And so you see why no human producer will ever consider buying and making a movie from my movie screenplay. Most of the humans are not going to want to purchase tickets to see their fate. For about 20% of humanity, the best of the best, your days of having to put up with the ungrateful trouble-makers are about to come to an end. As for the rest of you…well…you had better hope Jesus has been in the celestial gym working out these last two-thousand years because I, for one, have no intention of coming to your pathetic rescue, you festering scum! All my life I’ve had no choice except to put up with your lying and corrupt ways. Well, I have deliberately refused to celebrate on your special holidays. I have refused to celebrate with you for any reason because I don’t intend to cry with you in the days soon to come. I’d say it seems only fitting that they should make their big move on a Christmas day. Maybe this Christmas? Probably not. I suggest you peon trouble-makers enjoy yourselves while you can. Soon your money will be worthless.
The true Superheroes are already here to save the Earth and woe to ANYONE who chooses to stand in their way!
Well, I got that out of my system. Ahhhhh, I feel much better.
Throughout my life on planet Earth I have been intrigued by the concept of the Superhero who has special powers to save the day. I never would have guessed that this is a mythology based on fact. There are indeed beings in the universe with powers that would qualify them as Superheroes.
In my mind, there are two basic avenues to approach a situation like what we currently have on Earth and they are based on these two premises:
A) There are many planets in this galaxy just as beautiful and even more beautiful and wonderful than Earth
B) Earth is a rare jewel and there are not that many planets in this galaxy as beautiful and wonderful as Earth
I feel that the Earth is indeed a rare jewel who deserves to survive more than over 80% of the peon, moronic idiot humans who are sending this planet into another ice age. ANYONE in the universe who has TRUE Superhero powers to save the Earth more than deserves the Earth! Would that they would stake their claim before this beautiful planet is pushed into another ice age.
I feel the reptilian Annunaki, if they truly exist as claimed, should be held fully accountable for the veritable barbaric Frankenstein monsters, known as humans, they have created. I see no hope whatsoever for AT LEAST 80% of you peon, morons who think you are so very untouchable and protected. In your pathetic movies the Superheroes come to save you. Never would you have dreamed that the TRUE Superheroes would come…to save the Earth. To them most of YOU are like filthy bugs infesting THEIR beautiful tree and they intend to save their beautiful tree and get rid of most of YOU!
Two of them came and suddenly appeared to the strength of the conceited, overconfident reptilian Annunaki. Surely there was no possible way that just two of them could defeat the Annunaki army that surrounded them. The biggest, toughest, meanest, strongest of the Annunaki confidently walked up to them and said, “Who the f**k are you?” One of the two stepped forward and with a move so quick it could barely be seen he slapped that Annunaki tough guy and the Annunaki warrior went down like a three-year-old being slapped down by an Olympian bodybuilder. His neck was broken; the Annunaki tough guy was dead. Just like that!
They didn’t come to Earth to negotiate. They came to claim what is rightfully theirs. Most of you are considered trespassers. You will be eliminated!
No solutions will ever work, on the beautiful Earth, until this glut of peon, peasant-minded trouble-makers are eliminated WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! If Jesus wants to save them He had better put on his “Armor of God” and be ready to fight because the true Superheroes of this planet don’t intend to put up with ANYONE getting in the way of them saving the Earth.
MOST OF YOU HUMANS ARE THE BAD GUYS!!!
YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE RESCUED!!!
(((YOU))) ARE THE PROBLEM!!
*And so you see why no human producer will ever consider buying and making a movie from my movie screenplay. Most of the humans are not going to want to purchase tickets to see their fate. For about 20% of humanity, the best of the best, your days of having to put up with the ungrateful trouble-makers are about to come to an end. As for the rest of you…well…you had better hope Jesus has been in the celestial gym working out these last two-thousand years because I, for one, have no intention of coming to your pathetic rescue, you festering scum! All my life I’ve had no choice except to put up with your lying and corrupt ways. Well, I have deliberately refused to celebrate on your special holidays. I have refused to celebrate with you for any reason because I don’t intend to cry with you in the days soon to come. I’d say it seems only fitting that they should make their big move on a Christmas day. Maybe this Christmas? Probably not. I suggest you peon trouble-makers enjoy yourselves while you can. Soon your money will be worthless.
The true Superheroes are already here to save the Earth and woe to ANYONE who chooses to stand in their way!
Well, I got that out of my system. Ahhhhh, I feel much better.
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Renaissance
Re: The Mind & Reality
Seeing that it’s almost December I’ve decided to be extra generous this year and so…
I farted in a hot-water bottle, corked it and sent it to my ex-wife with a greeting card that says:
‘Having warm thoughts of you this holiday season’
Of course, it won’t be ‘warm’ by the time it gets to her, but who knows? She just may heat it up
Ain’t love wonderful?
I farted in a hot-water bottle, corked it and sent it to my ex-wife with a greeting card that says:
‘Having warm thoughts of you this holiday season’
Of course, it won’t be ‘warm’ by the time it gets to her, but who knows? She just may heat it up
Ain’t love wonderful?
Re: The Mind & Reality
Renaissance on Wed Nov 19 wrote: I find it best to celebrate life with gratitude and appreciation that continues to become
stronger, healthier and more realistically pronounced and demonstrated in my daily life.
I forgive myself and everyone equally
I envision wonderful things happening to me and everyone equally
Renaissance on Fri Nov 21 wrote:Seeing that it’s almost December I’ve decided to be extra generous this year and so…
I farted in a hot-water bottle, corked it and sent it to my ex-wife with a greeting card that says:
‘Having warm thoughts of you this holiday season’
Of course, it won’t be ‘warm’ by the time it gets to her, but who knows? She just may heat it up
Ain’t love wonderful?
Re: The Mind & Reality
Jason, you're supposed to make a point to go with your quotations.
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brokenhead
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Re: The Mind & Reality
Jason's point is pretty obvious - and pretty funny!Shahrazad wrote:Jason, you're supposed to make a point to go with your quotations.
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Renaissance
Re: The Mind & Reality
Yeah Jason, you blockhead!Shahrazad wrote:Jason, you're supposed to make a point to go with your quotations.
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Renaissance
Re: The Mind & Reality
Jason's reflection in the mirror is a heck of a lot funnier than that, right Jason?brokenhead wrote:Jason's point is pretty obvious - and pretty funny!Shahrazad wrote:Jason, you're supposed to make a point to go with your quotations.
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Renaissance
Re: The Mind & Reality
All I can say is that if you were married to my ex-wife for 14 years, like I was, you would completely understand. I guess that was a joke only divorced guys could possibly get.Jason wrote:Renaissance on Wed Nov 19 wrote: I find it best to celebrate life with gratitude and appreciation that continues to become
stronger, healthier and more realistically pronounced and demonstrated in my daily life.
I forgive myself and everyone equally
I envision wonderful things happening to me and everyone equallyRenaissance on Fri Nov 21 wrote:Seeing that it’s almost December I’ve decided to be extra generous this year and so…
I farted in a hot-water bottle, corked it and sent it to my ex-wife with a greeting card that says:
‘Having warm thoughts of you this holiday season’
Of course, it won’t be ‘warm’ by the time it gets to her, but who knows? She just may heat it up
Ain’t love wonderful?
I celebrate life best when I am laughing
My farts heal the world!
There is a passage in the Bible where Jesus farts and a dead man comes back to life...
...isn't there?
JESUS: 'Lazarus, come forth! (((FART!)))
(Lazarus comes stagering out of the tomb)
PETER: That was one hell of a fart!
JAMES: I agree
JUDAS: I didn't smell anything
PETER: You never do!
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brad walker
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Re: The Mind & Reality
Bovine flatulence contributes significantly to global warming.Renaissance wrote:My farts heal the world!
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Rennie-
My farts heal the world!
-tomas-
Change your diet.
-Brad-
Bovine flatulence contributes significantly to global warming.
-tomas-
Ship India's "sacred" cattle to Egypt, Libya.
Use them to set off the millions of landmines that were planted by the Nazis.
While at it, stop burning the millions of incense sticks burnt every day. Air pollution.
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Rennie-
My farts heal the world!
-tomas-
Change your diet.
-Brad-
Bovine flatulence contributes significantly to global warming.
-tomas-
Ship India's "sacred" cattle to Egypt, Libya.
Use them to set off the millions of landmines that were planted by the Nazis.
While at it, stop burning the millions of incense sticks burnt every day. Air pollution.
.
Don't run to your death
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Renaissance
Re: The Mind & Reality
I had a dream in which:
The great opera legend Luciano Pavarotti was giving a concert in Heaven called:
Luciano Pavarotti Sings Frank Sinatra!
PAVAROTTI: Hey we both’a be’a Italian!
‘…that’s ‘a’ hwhy ‘a’ da lady be a TRRRRRRRRAMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
((((breaks every piece of glass in the Celestial Crystal Cathedral)))
God is shocked!
The great opera legend Luciano Pavarotti was giving a concert in Heaven called:
Luciano Pavarotti Sings Frank Sinatra!
PAVAROTTI: Hey we both’a be’a Italian!
‘…that’s ‘a’ hwhy ‘a’ da lady be a TRRRRRRRRAMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
((((breaks every piece of glass in the Celestial Crystal Cathedral)))
God is shocked!
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Renaissance
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BREAKING NEWS:
Sarah Palin discovers Osama Bin Laden working the night shift at a McDonald’s in Alaska
OSAMA BIN LADEN: ‘Would’a you like’a fries wit you bomb?’
Sarah Palin discovers Osama Bin Laden working the night shift at a McDonald’s in Alaska
OSAMA BIN LADEN: ‘Would’a you like’a fries wit you bomb?’
