GENIUS FORUMS

I deleted my MySpace profile on the day they happened to delete 29,000 sex offenders!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/25 ... offenders/

Sure. You deleted it yourself. Uh-huh.

I got a girlfriend who is totally immature

Like, totally?

;)

Sex offenders can't use the internet now? Jesus wept.

The Internet itself has already become sex offense of an unprecedented magnitude.

That's what makes the story so incredibly twisted.

What Would Freud Think?

Create an account, set your age for 12, see what happens... I guarantee they didn't get all of them and all the ones who have banned probably had new accounts within 24 hours.

Diebert writes:

The Internet itself has already become sex offense of an unprecedented magnitude.

One has to pause to appreciate the depth of this one-liner. It's outstanding.

After I'm done, I feel dirty looking at porn and swear I will never do so...That is until the next urge.

What's twisted is your parents or siblings running in, while your slapping away...

"Hey, I was just slapping/massaging my tummy. It's part of a new "melt the fat away" and the lubricate is only so I don't get a rash"

Sure...lol