Mar-Bear-Pig - Is it possible?

[TheLawOfMetal]

The idea initially coming to fruition through an episode of the Most intellectual show on earth, South Park. Could it be possible to genetically modify the DNA of a Man/Bear/Pig, and mutate the three creatures togther to form one singular being? The being could have any characteristics of the three creatures. The idea merely comes from curiosity, and a long, long night of seemingly no intelligence.

[Kunga]

Yeah...it's called an Ass :)

[Renegade]

Yeah...it's called an Ass :)

Very exact definition! =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))