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Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:10 am
by Steven Coyle
how to analyze weather: "nuh"

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:24 am
by Steven Coyle
how to engage "aqua professor":

put your woggles on.

Re: Koans

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:20 am
by Steven Coyle
how to gel tab: the money is hiding in the yellow jacket

Re: Koans

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:29 am
by Steven Coyle
how to "inner friend" = "ace min"

(what loads while smoking marijuana)

Re: Koans

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:57 pm
by mensa-maniac
Diebert van Rhijn wrote:A senior traveling monk called "Coiled Steve" walked into the Buddhist temple of Tiān Cái Lùn Tán. He noticed the renowned Patriarch Solway and Ch'an master Quinn standing at the entrance looking at the Ta-pao Mi-Lei-Fwo. He approached them and remarked:"Sirs, why is it that you never employ the known Koans?". There was no reply though and the two masters just kept gazing at the Ta-pao. After Steve left the Patriarch said to the Ch'an master the following words: "How to stimulate people's brains and wake them up from the sleep of concentrating on things like their breath or their mantra? How to force people to think instead of just sitting?"*

Ch'an master Quinn replied:"One can ever only simply offer an expression of emptiness, couched in words.*. It is the novelty and unexpectedness of the skilfully-introduced Koan which unsettles the mind and does its magic. *".

Mensa says: "One can ever only simply offer an expression of emptiness, couched in words"
This statement actually rings truth to it, as derogatory as it sounds. Only truth has sound no matter how it is expressed!

A nearby junior monk cleaning the floor hearing the words while casually eavesdropping suddenly attained great enlightenment.

Re: Koans

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:38 am
by Pincho Paxton
Debunking of the Bunk Bed.

Re: Koans

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:10 am
by Steven Coyle
how to be a wizard: the lum sum is a greth

Re: Koans

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:27 am
by Steven Coyle
knowing that all is 1, utilize the formula that all is simply data to be decoded, which accesses "un un"

Sage!

Re: Koans

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:30 am
by Steven Coyle
how to access cyber reality: "same/difference internal difference quantum in"

i.e. while watching television: "naver"

Re: Koans

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:14 am
by Steven Coyle
when you're high, you're in einstein's main

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:26 am
by Steven Coyle
tiny "eds" are sent from other's main's

to decode these sunspot headaches simply read them

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:51 am
by Carl G
Life's movie best with pop-koan and a yoda.


________________
1/2 in the bag

Re: Koans

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:56 am
by Steven Coyle
how to enjoy art: read it

Re: Koans

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:01 am
by Steven Coyle
the universe is infinite

because its all on the in

Re: Koans

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:16 am
by Steven Coyle
talking to your internal system (your roto) surrounds you with genii's

Re: Koans

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:54 am
by Steven Coyle
reason for the universe: constellations are archetypes

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:04 am
by Steven Coyle
how to enter common: take it to the durse

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:11 am
by Kunga
big heart on

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:51 am
by guest_of_logic
4U

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:08 am
by Steven Coyle
divide and subjugate

Re: Koans

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:40 am
by Kunga
like watermelon

Re: Koans

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:43 am
by Steven Coyle
thought packets come in matrices

I ate a sandwich (2), did I (4), I did (9)

Re: Koans

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:20 am
by Steven Coyle
each time you "auto" pick at your nose, its from your true

Re: Koans

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:20 am
by Steven Coyle
1/x = pos tip

Re: Koans

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:56 am
by Kunga
blows my mind