Miley Cyrus Phallic CandyAlex T. Jacob wrote:Wow.
The song was not written by Miley Cyrus but by Jessi (Jessica) Alexander and Jon Mabe.
Here's Jessi herself:
"Actually, I was just driving to work one day. It's just a typical day, nothing really special about that day. And I just had this melody in my head. And I couldn't get to my co-writer Jon Mabe or my guitar fast enough because I just wanted to play what I was hearing. And, you know, we just kinda put it down pretty fast and didn't really think anything about it. The lyrics kinda started to come, I think for both of us, being kinda underdogs in the business. My co-writer was a songplugger, just turned songwriter, and I'd had record deals and ups and downs in the music business. I think for both of us, we just came from a place of, you know, 'it's not a race'."
Unless the marketing people who came up with this candy are blind robots, they had to be perfectly aware of what it looks like Miley is about to do to that gummy guitar . They even felt the need to explain what the shapes are on the package, lest people confuse them with something inappropriate, like a phallus.
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