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Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:24 pm
by Leyla Shen
You know, I’ve been rather impressed with the humour on this forum recently. So, I decided to open a thread dedicated to local humour.

17 October 2007
Neil Melnyk: You don't want to be the tree that falls alone in the forest making a sound that nobody ever hears.

Dan Rowden: No, we don't want to be a particularly stupid philosophical cliche. Do you?
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Philosophaster: The Tao is "infinitely dumb?" What does that mean?
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Casually (or perhaps apathetically?) slipped in between pages of a raging debate essentially about bullying:
tek0: Half the time nature is trying to kill us as a matter of course and the common state of decay we all share.
:)

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:32 pm
by Dan Rowden
Sadly, this will only encourage people to try to be punny.

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:35 pm
by Leyla Shen
That would be unfortunate...

PS: you did notice I left your "coconut" comment out, right? Now that was a pun!

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:40 pm
by Dan Rowden
Yes, philosophical vaudeville would ensue; we'd end up having to charge admission.

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:41 pm
by Leyla Shen
What, earn some money? Surely you jest!

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:53 pm
by Dan Rowden
Of course we'd donate all the proceeds to charity. I mean, duh.

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:13 pm
by Philosophaster
David Quinn wrote:I'm already flying all over the place. Look out the window, I'm up there in the trees.

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:34 pm
by tek0
Pouring over our grammatical masterpieces eh?


Reminds me of this old episode of Red Dwarf:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=1

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:19 pm
by Unidian
Greg Shantz wrote:Otto Weininger
David Quinn wrote:Otto Weininger
Kevin Solway wrote:Otto Weininger

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:24 pm
by Philosophaster
Shahrazad wrote:OK then, but up your arse.

Re: Classic, local one-liners, and such

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:45 pm
by Katy
Shahrazad wrote:OK then, but up your arse.
Philosophaster wrote:Beer Enema!