Suicide Bomber Story

[Ryan Rudolph]

A True Story:

Sometimes Palestinian suicide bombers fail to effectively detonate their unit because their bombs malfunction in some way, resulting in partial explosions or merely eruptions of fire onto the bomber. And on some occasions, the bombers live through the ordeal because they are rushed to Jewish hospitals, and are treated by Jewish doctors. There is a humorous story where a Palestinian suicide bomber awakes from having been unconscious after an attempted bomb attack, and he is greeted by a couple of Jewish Doctors hovering over him, as they monitor and discuss his vital signs.

He gazes around the room; looking rather confused and disorientated, suddenly he asks “Am I in heaven?"

The Jewish Doctors look at each other for moment, and then one asks, “Do Jewish people happen to live in your heaven?”

He replies, “No.”

The doctor answers, “well then, we are sorry, but you are not in heaven yet.”