Amazing Spider Game-Killing Tecnniques

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Amazing Spider Game-Killing Tecnniques

Postby Santiago Odo » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:55 pm

What is the best way for me to deal with my arachnoidal paranoia, Dr Help Desk? Can you spin for me a little wisdom? Lately, I just keep turning over in my mind the terrifying ways that Spiders have for getting game. I have this one horrid nightmare that I will get stung and yet while remaining conscious will be dragged down into a Spider Pit, all wrapped up in silken thread, not uncozy mind you, where then the Mother Spider will keep me as a victim and actually drop down from time to time to talk, gossip, or harangue me (as they case might be).
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Re: Amazing Spider Game-Killing Tecnniques

Postby Santiago Odo » Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:08 pm

The Fishing Spider has got me really worried today. It rests its legs on the water of a stream or lake and can delicately sense prey. And --- horror of horrors! --- will then run on the water surface and bury its fangs in the prey! Oh the horror!

I thought only Jesus could walk on the water. Oh God, this imagery will be the end of me!
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Re: Amazing Spider Game-Killing Tecnniques

Postby Dan Rowden » Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:08 am

I think you should change your avatar; I'm already tired of that one.
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Re: Amazing Spider Game-Killing Tecnniques

Postby Santiago Odo » Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:29 pm

The avatar changes in direct proportion to the need, often unconscious, of the viewer.
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