Wise Quotes Collection

[Diebert van Rhijn]

"Do one thing every day that scares you." - Eleanor Roosevelt

[jupiviv]

"Do one thing every day that scares you." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Right, I'm off to stick my finger inside a dog's anus.

[SeekerOfWisdom]

52!

"In the beginning was the Tao.
All things issue from it;
all things return to it.

To find the origin,
trace back the manifestations.
When you recognize the children
and find the mother,
you will be free of sorrow.

If you close your mind in judgements
and traffic with desires,
your heart will be troubled.
If you keep your mind from judging
and aren't led by the senses,
your heart will find peace.

Seeing into darkness is clarity.
Knowing how to yield is strength.
Use your own light
and return to the source of light.
This is called practicing eternity."

[Diebert van Rhijn]

"Do one thing every day that scares you." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Right, I'm off to stick my finger inside a dog's anus.

Aren't you confusing disgust or revulsion with being scared? Now if it was a wild dog....

"A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle." - Ian Fleming

“There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking it-self is dangerous.” ― Hannah Arendt

[Kunga]

WELL GUESS WHAT? I DON"T GIVE A COW'S RAW TWAT WHAT YOU CHRISTS THINK.

KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK CHRISTS ARE RIPE FOR MULTIPLE CRUCIFIXIONS. NOTHING I LIKE BETTER THAN ROASTING A COUPLE OF CHRIST KABOBS OVER A TOASTY FIRE. WHAT I LIKE BEST ARE THE HOOVES. YOU EAT THE FAT AND ROAST THE TOENAILS OVER THE FIRE. MMM-MMM. DIP 'EM IN BARBECUE SAUCE AND HORSERADISH AND YOU CAN MAKE A MEAL OUT OF 'EM. TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

KNOW WHAT I THINK, JESUS PUSSY? I THINK YOU AND YOUR LABIA PIECE OF THONG GEL ARE RIPE FOR THE PICKIN.

YOU WANT TO BUTT DEMON HEADS? BUTT ME, MOTHERFUCKER.

I GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING TWAT SLOBBERIN COW ASS DICK BRAINED SHIT FOR SPLEEN FUCKIN DARE YOU.

MAKE MY COCKSUCKIN DAY, CUNT.

THONG JELLY FINGER LICKIN GOOD.

YOU WANT A DEMON FIGHT, YOU GOT ONE. BRING IT ON, ECTOPLASM.

KEN MILLER

[Dan Rowden]

Really?

[Cahoot]

What wisdom do you see in that, Kunga?

[Cahoot]

Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.

Ayn Rand

[SeekerOfWisdom]

'The ancient masters didn't try to educate the people, but kindly taught them not to know.'

[Kunga]

Really?

Yeah.....REALLY

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[Kunga]

What wisdom do you see in that, Kunga?

I thought it was creative & humourous

[Cahoot]

What wisdom do you see in that, Kunga?

I thought it was creative & humourous

Thanks for the tip.

[Kunga]

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[Tomas]

Speak kind words.
Receive kind echo's.

[Cahoot]

“Nature is cruel but we don't have to be”
― Temple Grandin

*

Speak kind words.
Receive kind echo's.

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Consume, Marry and Reproduce

I say that one is cruel because one must be cruel, and one is not cruel because one must not be cruel.

Kindness has an advantage over cruelty, though. Kindness follows from acceptance of what is, and in this acceptance, awareness weakens the illusory conceptual barriers that divide mind. For this reason, until it spontaneously arises, kindness of words is a beneficial practice for fostering unblemished apprehension of reality, even though the practice of kindness in the face of one's own cruel feelings may cause the mental violence of conflict, upon oneself.

[Cahoot]

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho

[Kunga]

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho

No.

That would mean that everything that is unreasonable is funny.

[Cahoot]

The established benchmark above creates doubt as to the viability of further interpretations, or extrapolations, that aim to establish or refute a principle of humor that would apply beyond an ever-existent subculture feeding on the fringes, let alone to "everything," sorry to say.

:)

Living the dream!

[Kunga]

Space, time, causation are all delusions. It is your disease that you think you are bound and will be free. You are the Unchangeable. Talk not. Sit down and let all things melt away... they are but dreams. There is no differentiation, no distinction; it is all superstition. Therefore be silent and know what you are... You are the essence of Bliss.

~ Swami Vivekananda

[SeekerOfWisdom]

^ smart guy :b

[Dan Rowden]

I wonder what his opinion would be if I drove a great big nail through his foot.

[SeekerOfWisdom]

Probably that you were a dick

[Dan Rowden]

Yes, but I'd be an illusory dick.

[Pye]

*roflmao, Rowden.
I see stroke has not affected the accuracy of your strike :) :) :)

[Jamesh]

And he'd be an illustrious dick, perhaps like Jesus or John Safran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3ypen637c