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Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:33 pm
by David Quinn
If you were to summarize the human race in a sentence, what would it be?

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Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:52 pm
by Diebert van Rhijn
Perhaps like this:
  • The emerging ability to summarize as well as becoming confused by the splendor of that very act.
It's perhaps hard to top Douglas Adam's "mostly harmless", in its brevity.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:07 am
by Pam Seeback
The human race is on an individual journey to discover, to crack, and then to smash, the glass wall of his ignorance of his belief he cannot be liberated first of his belief that he is a thing called "human", then secondly of his belief that he cannot be liberated of his human, racing thoughts.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:26 am
by skipair
Innocent.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:37 am
by jupiviv
The human race - comprising of the handful of human beings who throughout history have sometimes miraculously appeared amongst apes.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:11 am
by m4tt_666
the majority of the human population is increasing in its unawareness and neglect for their mentality.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:25 am
by mensa-maniac
m4tt_666 wrote:the majority of the human population is increasing in its unawareness and neglect for their mentality.
Mensa says: Exactly!

Mensa says: I suspect and expect this thread Sentencing the Human Race to be a good long one, because it is a premium post, the kind deserving of much thought.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:06 am
by psychoactive
Not quite sure of what manner to approach this in.

A form of the Infinite.

A technical response seems unsavory.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:00 am
by Tomas
David Quinn wrote:If you were to summarize the human race in a sentence, what would it be?

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If we were all gay the human race would have died out before it got started.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:12 am
by Damob
Hungry, easily led, slow to recognise necessity.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:30 pm
by Nick
The human race is mostly mundane with occasional sparks of brilliance, driven but without direction, alive but not awake.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:40 pm
by David Quinn
Some of Kevin's, from Poison for the Heart:

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What is man?

The long sought after "missing-link" between animals and humans.

An ape with large brain capacity enabling him to enjoy crosswords, television, and the atomic bomb.

A bipedal relative of plants.

A rational animal who loses his temper when called upon to act in accordance with reason.

A failed evolutionary experiment in ignorance.

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Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:13 pm
by jupiviv
"A rational animal who loses his temper when called upon to act in accordance with reason."

Hah! Brilliant. I've got another one -

The human race - a species of animals which have conquered the earth, largely due to their ability to make each other feel guilty.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:38 pm
by Robert
"A virus with shoes." - Bill Hicks.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:50 pm
by cousinbasil
movingalways wrote:The human race is on an individual journey to discover, to crack, and then to smash, the glass wall of his ignorance of his belief he cannot be liberated first of his belief that he is a thing called "human", then secondly of his belief that he cannot be liberated of his human, racing thoughts.
Nice, Pam! You didn't mention duality even once!

My thought on the Human Race: Everybody crosses the finish line.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:18 am
by Ryan Rudolph
The Human:

A machine programmed to satisfy biological drives. There is a spiritual self buried in that mess somewhere, but few have the character to even self-examine.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:38 am
by Kunga
The human race is a blueprint of the Universe.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:51 am
by Carmel
fascinating, repulsive, but mostly absurd...

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:36 am
by Dan Rowden
An absurdity earnestly in search of a stupidity.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:08 pm
by Bobo
Forward animals, or "animals forward!".

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:38 pm
by Patrick86
David Quinn wrote:If you were to summarize the human race in a sentence, what would it be?
Inventors of existence.

Short and sweet.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:38 pm
by mensa-maniac
David Quinn wrote:If you were to summarize the human race in a sentence, what would it be?

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Mensa says: Developers of intelligence!

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:38 am
by Locke
So many good answers.


We look within and we look without.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:48 am
by Bob Michael
David Quinn wrote:If you were to summarize the human race in a sentence, what would it be?

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Trudging towards Armageddon and perfectly on schedule.

Re: Sentencing the Human Race

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:53 am
by Kunga
Dan Rowden wrote:An absurdity earnestly in search of a stupidity.


That. Is. Funny.