We have a match. Now it doesn't require a centre to the Universe for intelligence to choose its own starting point on a white sheet of paper. What it requires is the ability to squeeze the Aether bubbles at any point in space.. to create movement.The brain is a unit of Black Holes created by intelligence squeezing the Aether to break the plank size, to force out the photon shockwave, to cause an electron to spark.
Something has the ability to squeeze these bubbles like a muscle... and it's infinitely large, or rather infinitely divisible to the plank size. Like our brain has a map to our leg, our arm, our vision, the Universe doesn't require a centre, it requires a map. Something mapped out a starting point.
Now we share the map.. 6 billion people sharing the map with this infinite entity. Our brain is just like a Universe map, but smaller. I suppose that if 6 billion people died, we would be a brain 6 billion times combined.
It could be a theory that satisfies religion too. Although I am an atheist, this is close to a God-like situation. we are all a little part of the greater brain.