Pye wrote:
We won't get fooled again . . . whoa no-no!
I enjoyed reading that story.
Your parents probably also enjoyed the freedom from dragging resentful kids to church. They were smart to emancipate both themselves and the kids.
My favorite Who song is "Teenage Wasteland" because I have lived in Teenage Wasteland for five official years now -- really started about eight years ago. Teenage Wasteland does not take me back. It's right here right now. Kind of goes along with the Iraqi war, too.
I will be living there for a few more years yet.
I did tell my son today that, if there is ever a draft, he and his sister are going to jail. Serve the time for draft evasion and get it over with. NOT going to Iraq. There is such a thing as freedom of choice. Choice has consequences. I would prefer to see my kids serve a year or so in jail than go to Iraq. Well, I might let them go if we can go as a family unit. I would furnish our weapons and gear -- two Faizi Family M1 grenade launchers, one M60 machine gun; a year's worth of grenades; my personal M16 -- kids could choose their weapon -- Uzi, the Swedish made thing or the German thing or the Russian thing. Our own hummer.
I don't trust the army -- sorry. I know better. You expect my kids to go to Iraq, we are going private. I would elicit businesses and churches for fund raisers.
Might be interesting to collect some terminally ill volunteers to go with us, to serve as suicide bombers. Sorry if that is in poor taste but I reckon some people with terminal illnesses might welcome the opportunity. It'd really surprise the fuck out of the Jihadists to start seeing Americans blow themselves up.
Of course, to do that would require good intelligence. That's where Roxanna aka Rukhsana would come in -- as a beautiful but deaf/mute Iraqi girl gone bad. We'd flush the fuckers out and send in a cancer patient with a bomb strapped to his waist -- and there you go. BIG BOOM!! The rest is on CNN: AMERICAN INSURGENT SUICIDE BOMBERS TAKE DOWN AL QAEDA IN IRAQ!!
I mean, if you want to win the war, you got to get down and dirty. You can't fight like Americans in the middle east. You got to fight like an Arab.
Well, I am inspired. Think I will write to Rumsfeld. Dude could use some help -- here's what you do -- you get some beautiful Arab looking babes -- Mexicans will do -- put 'em in veils and burkas and send 'em out looking for insurgents -- don't let 'em fool you -- Muslims have dicks. Let the girls flush 'em out in the open. Then, send in some poor cancer ridden fuck who is sick and tired of chemo and feels this patriotic duty. He walks into the safe house and you got it -- insurgent sausage.
Work it out Laden style -- simultaneous attacks on multiple designated safe houses. Synchronized suicide bombers. Hell, with enough cancer patients, you could send in twenty or forty bombers at a time. Shock and Awe would look like pussy juice beside it. No Bush in a fly boy suit. Hardcore shock and awe.
The current shameful spectacle of some American soldiers murdering Iraqi civilians could be avoided. With enough of these special girl and tumor forces, the boys on the line would get a break. It'd be like the Fourth of July with a weeny roast.
Nemo, I think you should talk to your brother. He's almost a general. He could pull this off. I don't even care if he takes the credit. Get him to pull some strings down on the Mexican border -- promise the babes anything -- full US citizenship in exchange for prick teasing for freedom. Call up the American Cancer Society and get the ball rolling.
Who says this war can't be won?
Operation Dick Tumor in the Sand. You can't fight this war in the usual way. We tried that in Vietnam. Fuck the hearts and minds. It's the prick, stupid.
Somebody tell Rummy.
Damn.
Faizi