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by Monster Cock
Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:39 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Nonsense Threads
Replies: 28
Views: 54225

Re: Nonsense Threads

Have you now instituted the new "Monster Cock Rule"? I must admit that I am flattered you have seen fit to make a new rule simply so that you can justify deleting one of my threads. Perhaps you should make a new forum simply for me to blog about the "banalities" of everyday life....
by Monster Cock
Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:45 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Sorry Trevor, my life doesn't revolve around posting messages on the internet. I don't take the things I write here as seriously as you appear to be taking it. Please do yourself a favor and calm down, then you can continue living your "fantasy life" or your "delusional life" how...
by Monster Cock
Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:38 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Final results:

Smartest: HUNTEDvsINVIS
Runner up: zarathustra
Dumbest: Trevor Salyzyn
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:03 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Are you saying you are going to burn my house down?! Yikes!! Now I know I really am dealing with a badass!!!
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:48 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Pheww, at least I'm silly. I don't know what I would have done without your agreement there. Rest assured I will try not to intrude into your fantasy worlds ever again.
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:35 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Trevor Salyzyn wrote:You're just not funny.
But am I silly?

As for your D&D adventures, I now know that those are off limits. I'll try not to step over the line again.
by Monster Cock
Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:24 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Trevor, are you playing Dungeons and Dragons again? Am I the evil sorcerer whom you have manipulated into casting a deadly spell upon myself, thus allowing you to increase your wisdom and magic points? In this situation, I must admit, you have utterly destroyed my hitpoints down to zero. I am destro...
by Monster Cock
Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:47 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Oh okay, so that short book "Siddhartha" is supposed to be about the Buddha? Well, you learn something new every day. Personally, I prefer the fat Buddha precisely because he is like Santa Claus, and I don't need to think of any little indian boys running around as anything special. Also, ...
by Monster Cock
Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:17 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Well, tell me what I am missing. The way you talk, it sounds like you think you are Buddha, not just some moron who is into it because it's popular. Isn't Buddha that fat guy who sat with his legs crossed and looked like he was taking a shit all the time?
by Monster Cock
Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:49 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

Trevor, just because you are psychotic and "Tomas" is shell-shocked, doesn't mean that there is anything more than some sort of bizarre psychological link between the two of you. Call it supreme intelligence if you must; I'd just call it a twisted personality. Diebert, Thank you for agreei...
by Monster Cock
Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:51 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Re: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

What, can't he even spell his own name right? Also Dan, by moving that other thread, you have only succeeded in having two links to it, one in each forum.
by Monster Cock
Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:12 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?
Replies: 57
Views: 13835

Who is the Smartest Person on this Forum?

I would like to know who is the smartest person at Genius Forums. If you have an answer, then let me know who it is. I will not give credit just because someone posted a lot of posts. This thread is to tell me who is the smartest and why. You can also tell me who is the dumbest, but you cannot put m...
by Monster Cock
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:35 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

which one gives out the $25 blowjobs?
by Monster Cock
Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:06 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

Come on now, I know you touch yourself every time you read a post by Monster Cock.
by Monster Cock
Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:55 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

Elizabeth, do you want to see my penis tat?
by Monster Cock
Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:48 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

Sorry, I moved out to the country, and now I'm on dial-up. I can't watch lonelygirl staring into the camera with her lazy eye, or any of YouTube anymore. However, to your original question: Yes, I do have that tattoo on my Monster Cock. Not only is there a Monster on my cock, I also have a monster s...
by Monster Cock
Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:24 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

I guess I have a thing for girls with messed up eyes. Best of all would be a cross-eyed Asian girl.
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:00 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

I wish I knew, Dan. Then I would have all the answers. Maybe I should look into lonelygirl15 and her cross-eyes, then I could really dig into the nitty-gritty of the things I'm looking for.
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:16 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

Dan, what more could I ask for aside from slanty eyes? Elizabeth, You are right about GF; I am seeking an Asian GF. I hear the Asians are really into illicit teenage sex, and they are also mostly losers who spend all their time on the internet. Maybe one of the Asian geeks out there will tell his li...
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:59 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

Perhaps you have forgotten the third option, that I know something you don't. Perhaps I know there are many hot little sex kittens just lurking there for me to spring upon their unwitting tender hearts. Let's not forget the third option of the deluded man. Option 1: he is insane and he won't get wha...
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:34 pm
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

Sorry, zarathustra, I am not interested in your gay sex lines. I have only come here seeking young Asian girls, and nothing else.
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:52 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

There is plenty of room for all of us here on the internet, zarathustra, but you may yet get your wish. I have already been threatened by an Administrator, and I am being tormented by you as well. Perhaps I am the real uberman, who is being forced to suffer because of the weakness found in my fellow...
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:17 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

It's not time to come down from your mountaintop yet. You still have 10 more years to go.
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:38 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

That depends, how many people have you banned thus far? I personally believe that God will take care of everything, and that if I am banned, he will help me seek shelter until I can overcome the heartbreak which would result from being banned from Genius Forums.
by Monster Cock
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:36 am
Forum: Help Desk
Topic: the right(?)to be different
Replies: 39
Views: 10885

Re: the right(?)to be different

I have only come here soliciting for young Asians. Anything else attributed to me has nothing to do with my true intentions.